[轉錄][XD] 小朋友寫給上帝的信...
未看先猜翁立剛和鄭竣中對小孩子沒有抵抗力...=v=
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作者: zorro0555 (松露妞) 看板: joke
標題: [XD] 小朋友寫給上帝的信...
時間: Wed Dec 16 01:51:39 2009
有圖網製版:http://bighousegod.blogspot.com/2009/12/blog-post_6981.html
親愛的上帝:感謝祢讓恐龍絕種,不然我們就沒有國家了,祢做了正確的事。 強納森
親愛的上帝: 如果祢給我精靈燈,像阿拉丁那樣,我就給祢所有祢想要的東西,除了我的
錢還有西洋棋。 拉菲爾
親愛的上帝:如果祢星期天在教會有在看,我會給祢看我的新鞋哦~ 米奇D
親愛的上帝: 謝謝祢給我新的弟弟,但我禱告想要的是小狗說。 喬伊絲
親愛的上帝: 讓舊的人死掉然後再製造新的人不是很累嗎?為什麼不留住已經有的人就好
了呢? 珍
親愛的上帝:請在聖誕節和復活節中再放一個假期吧~現在中間都沒什麼好的假期~ 珍妮
親愛的上帝: 請問祢是故意把長頸鹿做成那樣還是那是不小心的? 諾瑪
親愛的上帝: 祢是真的會隱形還是那只是一個魔術? 露西
謝謝祢給我新的弟弟,但我禱告想要的是小狗說...太爆笑了
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唐天寶年間,胡人安祿山為三鎮節度使,擁兵自重,權傾一時。祿山甚好楊貴妃雙乳,但
知褻帝妃唯死罪,久藏淫念於中。祿山與高力士暢飲於亭,祿山丈酒意,盡訴夙願。力士
允諾,索萬金為酬。力士暗配癢癢水與宮女,待貴妃沐浴,塗其內衣。貴妃著衣後甚癢,
急召御醫入宮。御醫受力士賄,稟玄宗,非胡人涎不可治。力士預藏解藥於祿山嘴。玄宗
急召祿山入宮,舐貴妃胸。祿山滿足其慾,貴妃亦癒。力士急索其償,祿山欲賴之。力士
憤而離去。力士又暗配癢癢水與宮女,待玄宗沐浴,塗其內褲。翌日,玄宗急召祿山入宮
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