[轉錄][無言] 下輩子你想當什麼?
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作者: sharoniscute (JUST BE QUIET!!) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 下輩子你想當什麼?
時間: Sun Apr 8 01:25:06 2007
剛剛室友準備要睡覺
兩個人躺在床上隔空聊天
大概因為不知道要講什麼，就開始聊下輩子想要當什麼的問題
一開始的對話還算正常，
比如想要當狗或貓..
或者是想當小喬，因為想看周瑜是不是真的很帥之類的
到後來，想當的東西就越來越奇怪...
a：下輩子可以當花生阿
b：為什麼？
a：可以一直躺著，而且旁邊還有很多人可以一起聊天
連被拔起來去煮，旁邊都有伴，這樣才不寂寞阿
....然後是一連串如果當了花生可以聊什麼的對話
接著又講到...
a：那不然下輩子當香菇好了...
b：為什麼？
a：因為站著就好了，什麼事都不用做
b：最好是可以這麼懶
此時，和我一起在桌子前聽這白癡對話的c發言了...
c：那還不如當金針菇咧!
a(相當氣憤的說)：你連要當香菇都要歧視胖子嗎!!!
c(淡淡的說)：不是，是因為金針菇吃下去會被完好的排出來，
這樣下輩子還可以留個全屍..
因為這段對話太蠢，忍不住就有了笨版首po..
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