[轉錄][無言] 我忘記你是男的了
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作者: luluhsuan (路*) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我忘記你是男的了
時間: Tue Apr 6 01:16:08 2010
忘了是什麼時候
大概很久以前了吧!
某次跟一個男生的朋友出去
因為他是男生的關係
點飲料都不會點少冰
每次都喝正常冰
而且都喝得很快
快到他吞飲料我都聽得到咕嚕咕嚕的聲音
由於女校待習慣了
一時也忘記他是男的
就跟他說
"欸 飲料不要喝這麼快,對子宮不好。"
語畢,他轉頭過來看我
"可是我沒有子宮,只有捧宮..."
註: 捧宮=台語 膀胱
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這個姐姐好奇怪,我們不要跟她玩
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