[轉錄][聽錯] 乃哥對不起

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: absolutecws (勝) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [聽錯] 乃哥對不起 時間: Thu Jul 9 22:32:56 2009 暑假到了難免找些工作打發時間 小弟還算順利的找到了份工作 雖然到工作的地點需要些時間 但一切都還算順遂 ===============結束廢話的分格線=============== 以下情節有些衛生問題 請小心安全 有天下班打完卡後肚子咕嚕咕嚕 直覺告訴我屁股有些不吐不快 於是跑到了廁所準備發洩一下 廁所示意圖： 小便斗 ↓ ┌──┬──┐ │C / A │↖ │C ├──┤ 兩間廁所 │C / B │↙ │C └──┤ │C ┌┤ │C ││←洗手台 ├── ││ │ └┤ │┌────┘ ↑ 門口 一進去後就進去廁所B開始我的快樂之道 但過沒多久 A也進來了個人 但不同的是 他邊快樂的同時邊撥打了手機 感覺是個忙碌的商業人士 因為就在隔壁加上他嗓門頗大的關係 讓人很難不注意他的對話 ????：「喂?王董喔? 我乃哥啦~」 (嗯嗯，果然是個大事業家，董字輩的呢!!) 乃哥：「我回台灣了啦~現在住在XX飯店，要不要出來吃飯一下?」 (從國外回來?果然利害!!) 就在這個摸門特 "噗~啪啪噗" 乃哥製造了點音效... 但是電話那頭似乎沒有什麼動靜 依舊很快樂的在聊著天 我本來還顧慮著乃哥的面子忍了一下 (其實是顧著聽對話內容) 想了想乃哥這樣的音量電話那頭都聽不到了 我還顧慮什麼? "噗~啪啪啪啪~噗~啪" (長度跟音量絕對大過乃哥) 此時安靜的廁所加上強調的音量讓我聽見了電話那頭說：「那什麼聲音?!」 乃哥(囧)：「沒啦~我在過馬路.....」 乃哥對不起 >< -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 219.70.100.110
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我笑了XD
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為什麼我好像可以聞的到味道.......
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過馬路會發出這種聲音一定是採到狗屎了...
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推 很有音效跟味道 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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辛苦原PO了 嗯嗯還要顧慮乃哥面子 XD
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有股淡淡的...
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金胎哥 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有臭味（￣︿￣ ）
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乃哥：臭小子，敢比我大聲!~(噗~~啪啪啪噗!!) (輕鬆)
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戳到我的點了 XD
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笑很大!! 原PO在催油門
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哈哈哈哈哈 好強大的"後座力"XDXDXD
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乃哥好幽默喔XD
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大笑了好幾聲……　原PO辛苦了......
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噗哈哈哈 我嘴角嚴重失守XD
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臭小子 XDDDDD
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唉呀~ 我咧嘴大笑哩!
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乃哥:敢比我大聲!~(噗~~啪啪啪噗!!)阿!(脫肛)
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