[轉錄][轉錄]Re: [閒聊] 醫生,我可以跟你聊天嗎?
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: andy761104 (我只想騙點P幣) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [轉錄]Re: [閒聊] 醫生,我可以跟你聊天嗎?
時間: Thu Apr 23 17:13:20 2009
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※ [本文轉錄自 medache 看板]
作者: IWALY (無) 看板: medache
標題: Re: [閒聊] 醫生,我可以跟你聊天嗎?
時間: Tue Apr 21 22:39:02 2009
※ 引述《ChienLijen (累…死…了)》之銘言:
: 17歲小男生被打 滿頭都是傷
: 要縫臉和頭頂
: "醫生,我可以跟你聊天嗎?"
: "醫生,我這麼帥,以後沒有頭髮怎麼辦?"
: "醫生,我有沒有比你帥?"......
之前聽過急診的學長講過一件事
一個20幾歲的大學生 騎機車自摔 帶半罩安全帽不過飛掉了 頭撞到路邊停的轎車
身上有一些擦傷 頭皮有兩道小撕裂傷
學長覺得應該不用做電腦斷層掃描 縫合就好
不過後來病人跟學長說 :「 醫生 你長得好帥喔」.....
學長就把電腦斷層掃描排下去了
因為他說:「從來沒有人說過我帥,這一定是意識障礙」
.... 結果真的有腦出血啊~~
學長你真是太神了~~
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