[轉錄][恍神] 找正妹吃飯去
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: sneeker (小葉) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [恍神] 找正妹吃飯去
時間: Fri Nov 28 23:25:48 2008
景氣不好,
沒錢吃飯的窮學生我三餐只能靠朋友救濟.
一日, 實驗室總務A君說:
剛剛行政大樓的人打過來了,
說國科會的錢已經匯進戶頭了,每個人大約一萬!
這次真的出運了,人生的轉捩點終於來了,苦了那麼久,
老子這次一定要好好風流快活一下,好好享受一下人生.
二話不說,立刻撥電話給聯誼剛認識的正妹,約她出來請她吃一頓豪華的大餐.
騎機車途中,
我風度翩翩帶著幾分瀟灑帥氣的微笑說~不好意思,等我領個錢一下.
輸入取款金額後,按下確定
然後提款機顯示
"餘額不足"
佇立在我身後的正妹說~沒關係,我們去吃對面那家牛肉麵好了,我...我..先請你吃
然後下次你再請我吃,ok嗎?~
這一頓真的是食之無味,吃完之後,
正妹看我的臉色好像不太好,
安慰我說~~你還好吧?我先借你四百塊好不好? 我身上只有這麼多~應該還夠你用個幾天吧?
收下了她的四百塊之後,我就載她回宿舍了~
幹! 我明天就去放火燒掉行政大樓~
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