[轉錄][笑話] 公主出嫁
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: aderlilas (孤塵逸少) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 公主出嫁
時間: Mon May 11 00:53:21 2009
某國家的公主一直到了二十歲都還沒有找到適合的結婚對象..
國王貼出告示..徵求正直的人來當駙馬....
來報名的人成千上萬..
最後..國王在其中挑選了三個看起來最正直的人..
要求他們與公主同床共眠一個晚上..測試誰對公主沒有不禮貌的行為就可以娶她..
在測試前..國王在公主的下面裝了一個絞肉器..然後就開始了這次的試驗..
第二天..國王命令這三個男子脫下褲子..
卻發現有兩個人的命根子都被絞斷了..
只有第三個男的..不但命根子奇大無比..而且安然無事..
國王冷笑一聲並對第三個男的說:
"別以為我沒有看過揪可板..把你的嘴巴打開.........."
第三個男子緩緩的開口說:
"請放心吧..我的舌頭還在...."
國王很高興..就把公主嫁給了他..
走出宮殿外..其它兩個男的就問第三個男的:
"你怎麼會沒事的??"
第三個男的不急不徐的說:
"昨天晚上...公主看了我的下面之後問我想不想當駙馬....我就說好....."
她說:
"如果想當駙馬就要走後門哦..."(羞)
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