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作者: M07S (灰飛徽黑揮飛灰) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [閒聊] 小表弟
時間: Sat Sep 23 12:38:27 2006
小表弟長得白白嫩嫩的跟個娘兒們一樣
大概是因為他小時候超愛看迪士尼白雪公主的關係喔!
記得在那個VCD和DVD還不普遍的年代(七年級生舉手)
白雪公主必須用錄影帶搭配錄影機撥放
缺點就是每看完一遍就要放進快速倒帶機
洗過的帶子才能再重頭看
(好懷念那個聲音^^前後會出現不同的音調喔)
(失神貌)
嗯嗯回到主題
話說這一天
皮膚北拋拋的小表弟又想看他最愛的白雪公主了(是一種病吧我猜)
他兩隻小手手捧著錄影帶從客廳衝到廚房
打斷正在炒空心菜的媽媽:「媽咪~白雪白雪~媽咪~白雪白雪~」
媽媽顧著爐子瞄了小表弟一眼說:
「好~媽咪在忙~等媽咪一下~上次看完還沒洗~要洗了才能重頭看啊~」
小表弟只好失望地回答了一聲:「喔...」
然後默默走回客廳坐著
只有五歲的他就這樣等了二十分鐘...
終於
媽媽要端菜上桌了(花兒都謝了)
但是客廳沒有人
空蕩蕩(有回音)
就在這個時陣的那個時間...
浴室傳出澎湃的自來水聲
媽媽:(驚)!!!
沒錯!各位觀眾
毫無疑問地
只有五歲的北拋拋弟弟
靠自己的雙手洗好一卷錄影帶
媽媽:┌┐
├┤\囧
└┘ N\
之後
再也沒聽人提起白雪兩個字
孩子的要求不能等
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