[轉錄][嘴殘] 整個氣勢都沒了 T^T

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: rainbao (▆▇█雨寶█▇▆) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [嘴殘] 整個氣勢都沒了 T^T 時間: Tue Mar 13 21:53:41 2007 昨天去家教的路上 因為是晚上 所以還是有點寒意 我當時沒有戴手套 停紅燈的時候 右手還是扶著逋逋 左手就做五指伸展動作 突然 一隻手抓住我放在手把上的右手 我的手反射動作抽出來 轉過頭瞪著身旁那個戴著棒球帽的男子 正笑嬉嬉看著我: [我看妳好像很冷] 靠! 老娘就算冷死也不關他的事 雖然是手被觸碰 但是那種噁心感 跟好久以前被襲胸是一樣的!! 就是幹! 就只有幹! (/‵□′)/~ ╧╧ 當時要趕去上家教 那個紅綠燈又很久 心想不要理這個變態 我把車往前嚕一點 另一方面在心裡一直祈禱 一直祈禱變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 綠燈我就走 他竟然又跟上來 一臉笑嘻嘻 這真的讓我反胃 誰知道他是不是有用過那隻手打手槍 幹哩 於是我越想越氣 決定開口罵他 我拉下口罩 用這輩子吃奶的力氣對他大喊 [ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ] [ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ] [ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ] 囧 我喊了什麼 我剛剛喊了什麼??? 在關鍵時刻我竟然罵錯!! 幹他娘的!! (/‵□′)/~ ╧╧ 我是要罵他變態的 是變態啊!!! 整個氣勢都沒了 (/‵□′)/~ ╧╧ 然後就在我恍神的時候變綠燈了 他一臉賤樣說 :[妹妹掰掰~~] 留下我停在那個紅綠燈瞠目結舌 回過神以後 又紅燈了 幹!!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.229.203.47

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紅綠燈:[超幹]今天有人拿我跟變態比
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黑特板歡迎妳
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03/13 21:55,
"不對就要打"節目主持人-紅綠燈、不好笑
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03/13 21:56,
[ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ]
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03/13 21:56,
好樣的
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03/13 21:58,
哈哈~~有好笑...丟臉死了吧
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XDDDDDDDD 下次要罵對喔!給那個人死~~~~
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搞個圖比較屌
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03/13 21:57,
挺好笑的 其實你可以拔他機車鑰拾 然後把他丟出去
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03/13 22:00,
你怎麼把我們的事PO上來了 ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭
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人生本就殘酷得像紅綠燈啊(茶)
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哈哈哈 好可愛
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD一整個鳥掉
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03/13 22:19,
XD 想起我高中同學,看到點心是綠豆湯很高興~~跑回教室大
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便...... !?
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喊:同學~~~今天點心是紅綠燈~~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個好笑
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還有 60 則推文
03/14 00:01,
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哈哈哈哈...變綠燈...XD
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有笑有推。XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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給你爆 <( ̄▽ ̄)-(推)
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baddy:轉錄至看板 SIVS 03/14 00:20

03/14 00:21,
靠...超好笑的啦>"<
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讓你爆,讓你爆!!
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要生氣又要笑真的很累XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD 笑死了
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幹~~~~你這個日光燈~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑
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我笑了
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...拍拍 下次我載你吧= ="
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叮噹法術~變變變~XD
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最近看笨板,已經好久沒有這樣子笑出來了~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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變綠燈 變紅燈 傻傻分不清楚 原PO下次記得記車號XDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDD 好順喔~~
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怒到不能遏制!!
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我笑了
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遇到變態很討厭的呢~ 拍拍~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD怎麼會這麼好笑阿
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