[轉錄][很癢] 我恨跳蚤
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作者: ffcc55 (...白色的蛇...) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [很癢] 我恨跳蚤
時間: Fri Apr 17 05:17:16 2009
前日隔壁的頭家,使得我娘非常火,
進貨前未清藥蟲,造成處處跳蚤有,
寵物人類都被咬,眼見四肢到處癢,
隔壁老闆察不妙,趕用艾草趨禍蟲,
逃亡搬家四處竄,全往旁邊這裡跑,
雙腳更多紅豆冰,娘親咬牙不再忍,
左手持白色長棒,右手握緊打火機,
這是打哪來良方,好奇心使得我問,
艾草棒簡稱艾棒,您也懶惰太過頭,
燃燒散濃厚香氣,像極菸味突驚覺,
與印象不符我問,娘說要相信專業,
搔頭半信又半疑,夜深關機去睡覺,
難得有個香甜夢,疑似終可有好眠,
早晨見棒僅殘灰,房裡臭我噁我忍,
梳裝打理照鏡子,全身紅腫我無言。
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