[轉錄][XD] 部長六記-教改記趣
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作者: doraemonss (r o C k) 看板: joke
標題: [XD] 部長六記-教改記趣
時間: Thu Aug 16 13:41:59 2007
余憶在位時,能睜眼說瞎話,鼠目寸光。遇成語辭典;必加以評論,故時有物外之趣。
民怨四起,私擬作微風過耳,心之所向,則或千或百果然耳邊風也。
豎耳聽之,馬耳東風。
又留民於私塾中,教之建構式數學,使其痴呆退化,
作園中寵物觀,果如山頂洞人,怡然稱快。
於台灣南北處、立委學者叢雜處,常立其身,使與台齊,定神細視,以學者為林,
以立委為獸,以泛綠立委為友,藍者為敵,神遊其中,怡然自得。
一日,見二委鬥院間,觀之正濃,忽有龐然大物拔山倒樹而來,蓋三隻小豬也,
舌一吐而二委盡為所吞。余年幼方出神,不覺呀然爽快,
神定,捉小豬,鍵入辭典,當之成語。
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嚴防2000瓦以上的閃光侵襲。
-中央戀愛局關心您-
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