[轉錄][轉錄][無言] 補習班電話的人很無言
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作者: HELLRAIDER (OSCAR) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄][無言] 補習班電話的人很無言
時間: Thu Aug 14 10:17:43 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: halfnk (幽) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 補習班電話的人很無言
時間: Wed Aug 13 01:29:57 2008
話說前幾天全民英檢剛結束,
我弟似乎去應考時留了家裡電話,
所以補習班也打了幾通電話來我家,
很可惜前幾天都剛好被我接到我就說人不在,
今天我在看電視時電話又響了,而我弟就去接電話,
以下內容是後來我問我弟和我聽到的對話內容。。。
補習班:喂~請問是楊xx嗎?
弟:嗯是阿。
補習班:你好我們是權威全民英檢補習班,有聽過嗎?
弟:嗯,有~
補習班:請問一下這次英檢考的如何?
弟:不大理想都不會寫說。
補習班:這樣呀,那你有考慮過我們的英檢課程嗎?有聽力、寫作.....
弟:喔,我不想升學了。
補習班: 阿? 那你以後要做什麼?
弟:我打算去報名星光大道,一舉成名。
補習班:....................那那那英文在這時代還是有很大的影響力喔。
弟:我覺得我天生歌喉好,讀英文很浪費。
補習班:這樣喔,那你近期有什麼規劃嗎?
弟:這樣好了,我先唱一首我想要參賽的歌給你聽聽看...
(此時我突然整個人好奇的轉頭過去看我弟在幹嘛,他突然唱起陳奕迅的淘汰囧)
唱完後.........
弟:你覺得怎樣?
補習班:還...還...還不錯.....
弟:你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎?
補習班:不..不..不會。
弟:這樣喔~那這樣沒事的話我要去練歌了掰掰
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