[美工] 進板
^L2.5
█◣██
████
████ Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (101)
█▉◥█ 永遠別讓嫌犯共處一室。
◢██◣ Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (414)
█▉██ 絕不在背後捅夥伴一刀。
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◥██◤ Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (101)
在犯罪現場永遠要著戴手套。
████
████ Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (101)
██ 別相信你聽到的。要確認再確認。
████
Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (313)
◢███ 永遠別讓別人聯絡不到你。
████
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★Tony 菜鳥,你在幹嘛?
^L2.5
█◣██
████
████ Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (101)
█▉◥█ 永遠別讓嫌犯共處一室。
◢██◣ Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (414)
█▉██ 絕不在背後捅夥伴一刀。
█▉▇▇
◥██◤ Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (101)
在犯罪現場永遠要著戴手套。
████
████ Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (101)
██ 別相信你聽到的。要確認再確認。
████
Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (313)
◢███ 永遠別讓別人聯絡不到你。
████
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★McGee 我正在忙,沒時間陪你玩
^L2.5
█◣██
████ Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself.
████ Second best? Tell one other person - if you must.
█▉◥█ There is no third best. (414)
保密的最好方法?別告訴任何人。
◢██◣ 第二好?只告訴另外一個人–如果你非這麼做不可。
█▉██ 沒了。
█▉▇▇
◥██◤ Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (123)
說謊要打草稿。
████
████ Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (310)
██ 別以為什麼都是理所當然。
████
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (113)
◢███ 無論去哪裡都要帶刀。
████
█▇▇▇ Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (115)
▇▇▇◤ 別搞辦公室戀情。
★Tony 在忙什麼?在忙什麼?在忙什麼?在忙什麼?在忙什麼?在忙什麼?在忙什麼?
^L2.5
█◣██
████ Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself.
████ Second best? Tell one other person - if you must.
█▉◥█ There is no third best. (414)
保密的最好方法?別告訴任何人。
◢██◣ 第二好?只告訴另外一個人–如果你非這麼做不可。
█▉██ 沒了。
█▉▇▇
◥██◤ Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (123)
說謊要打草稿。
████
████ Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (310)
██ 別以為什麼都是理所當然。
████
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (113)
◢███ 無論去哪裡都要帶刀。
████
█▇▇▇ Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (115)
▇▇▇◤ 別搞辦公室戀情。
★McGee 不要鬧了,我真的在忙,等一下你會後悔的...
^L2.5
█◣██
████
████
█▉◥█
Rule #15: Always work as a team. (505)
◢██◣ 永遠相信團隊。
█▉██
█▉▇▇ Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (304)
◥██◤ 先斬後奏永遠比一個口令一個動作好。
████ Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (410)
████ 永遠不要在Gibbs審訊時打斷他。
██
████ Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (209)
千萬別搞砸海陸隊員的咖啡,如果你還想活的話。
◢███
████
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★Tony 菜鳥你在幹嘛?菜鳥你在幹嘛?菜鳥你在幹嘛?菜鳥你在幹嘛?菜鳥你在幹嘛?
^L2.5
█◣██
████
████
█▉◥█
Rule #15: Always work as a team. (505)
◢██◣ 永遠相信團隊。
█▉██
█▉▇▇ Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (304)
◥██◤ 先斬後奏永遠比一個口令一個動作好。
████ Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (410)
████ 永遠不要在Gibbs審訊時打斷他。
██
████ Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (209)
千萬別搞砸海陸隊員的咖啡,如果你還想活的話。
◢███
████
█▇▇▇
▇▇▇◤
★Gibbs 那你又在幹嘛?
^L2.5
█◣██
████
████
█▉◥█
Rule #15: Always work as a team. (505)
◢██◣ 永遠相信團隊。
█▉██
█▉▇▇ Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (304)
◥██◤ 先斬後奏永遠比一個口令一個動作好。
████ Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (410)
████ 永遠不要在Gibbs審訊時打斷他。
██
████ Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (209)
千萬別搞砸海陸隊員的咖啡,如果你還想活的話。
◢███
████
█▇▇▇
▇▇▇◤
★McGee 老大,從對方表情看來,你已經成功把水球送出去囉^^
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