[轉錄][心得] 什麼東西都能上
前幾天晚上
我和幾個同學去鬼屋探險
突然窗外發出綠色強光
同學們全都被嚇到逃回家
好奇的我趨前一看
赫然發現竟然是台飛碟
我往飛碟下方的一個洞督進去
飛碟發出一道強光把我吸進裡面
裡面有三個跟書上ET一樣的外星人
他們都拿著手術刀想把我抓去做實驗
可是他們跑步速度太慢
通通被我抓起來脫光衣服
我往他們下體一看
連個洞都沒有
而且他們也沒嘴巴
我只好督進他們的眼睛
一下子就把三個外星人通通督死了
沒多久警察就過來了
問我為什麼要督死外星人朋友
我回答:"他們不是外星人，是外星貓"
警察:"我看起來很笨嗎??明明就是外星人"
我堅持:"是外星貓"
是外星人還是外星貓，請你來鑑定~~
到法庭上
法官看到三具死相悽慘的外星人
就被嚇傻了
一直重複說"好喝!好喝!好喝!好喝!好喝!......"
然後我就被無罪釋放
可是我督死三個外星人的影像
被傳回外星母艦
然後母艦就發射超級核彈
地球就爆炸了!
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