[轉錄][笑話] 史上排名13大謊言
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作者: retreat (天下之大) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 史上排名13大謊言
時間: Fri Apr 21 20:08:22 2006
網站：我們是免費的。
警察：我們是為人民服務的。
售貨小姐：這件衣服真的很適合你！！
地攤老闆：這件是最後一件，算你便宜啦！
影視明星：我們只是朋友關係。
高官致詞：下面，我簡單地講兩句。
父母：我幫你把紅包存起來了。
太太：（出門前化妝時）馬上就好！馬上就好！
老公：（一面盯著別的女生）她哪有你漂亮？？？
食品包裝：保證不添加防腐劑。
政客：我一分錢都沒收。
男人：乖，不會痛的。
女生：我們還是可以當朋友的。
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While you meet something beautiful, the first thing you should do is to share
it with your friends anywhere.
So that these beautiful things will be able to spread out liberally around the
world.
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