[轉錄][閒聊] 一個 二個 三個 四個...

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: wizardfizban (瘋法師) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [閒聊] 一個 二個 三個 四個... 時間: Sun Nov 12 01:26:50 2006 聽一個朋友說他以前高中時的趣事,但我一直覺得事主是他... 話說他那學校的宿舍中間有條水溝,不算很寬,人跳的過去。而那水溝好像剛好就是分隔 男女宿舍的分界線。所以他們學校規定晚上不得跨過那水溝,要不然大過一支。 有一天晚上,有位同學閒來無事跑到宿舍外面亂逛。不知為何,他一時興起,走到水溝旁 。 跳了過去,然後喊著:「一個大過」 又跳回去,「二個大過」 再跳過去,「三個大過」 四個 五個 六個 七個 . . . 在他玩的正盡興時,他猛一轉頭發現教官在一旁靜靜地看著他。 「幾個了?」 -- 「你要我做什麼?我不能......哦,可惡......」哈普羅一把抓住本資費,他正徒勞無功 地想把自己和雷桑拉上飛船。「你那隻龍呢?」哈普羅把老人拉上來,焦急地問他。 「基隆?」本資費像個被嚇呆的貓頭鷹,對著哈普羅猛眨眼睛。「好主意!聽說那裡的夜 巿不錯── 」                             死亡之門─精靈之星 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 222.157.92.135

11/12 01:28,
先承認你就是事主巴!
11/12 01:28

11/12 01:31,
XD
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11/12 01:32,
XD
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11/12 01:34,
噗...
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11/12 01:35,
XD
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11/12 01:42,
那你到底跳幾次你就老實說出來麻
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11/12 01:44,
XDDDDD
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11/12 01:45,
XDDDDD
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11/12 01:46,
這麼奇怪的要求我這輩子沒見過
11/12 01:46

11/12 01:50,
XD
11/12 01:50

11/12 01:57,
幹...我笑翻了
11/12 01:57

11/12 02:00,
我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦 我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦
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11/12 02:00,
XDDDDD 這好笑
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11/12 02:05,
XDDDD
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11/12 02:05,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 02:06,
超好笑的啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 02:05,
我跳過來啦 我又跳過去啦 我又跳過來啦 我又跳過去啦~
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11/12 02:06,
記我啊笨蛋~
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11/12 02:07,
報告教官,其實我是在練乾坤大挪移.........
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11/12 02:10,
XD
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11/12 02:11,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 02:13,
笑翻了啦 哈哈哈哈
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11/12 02:14,
教官:大家都看到啦~是他要我記的!!!
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11/12 02:18,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 02:19,
我覺得教官講話都很好笑 XD)rz
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11/12 02:22,
是冷面笑匠,我一直懷疑其實他們心裡在偷笑
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11/12 02:24,
XDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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11/12 02:26,
XDDDDD
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11/12 02:34,
XDDDDDDDDD\
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11/12 02:46,
XDDDDDD
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11/12 02:48,
XDDDDDD
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11/12 03:20,
哈XDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 03:20,
哈~超好笑!!!
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11/12 03:21,
教官:像這種要求我這輩子沒見過
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11/12 03:21,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 03:52,
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11/12 04:06,
我想知道結果XDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 04:15,
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11/12 04:15
還有 31 則推文
11/12 13:36,
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11/12 13:38,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 13:37,
推瘋子費資本
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11/12 13:51,
哦! 想不到有人看的懂我的ID和暱稱耶!
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11/12 14:04,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 14:10,
我還以為是搞笑漫畫日和XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 14:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 15:21,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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11/12 15:26,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 15:29,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 15:36,
正心的愛(礙)河?
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11/12 16:09,
是正心沒錯...
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11/12 16:32,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 16:33,
哈哈哈我也是正心的 好懷念阿XDDD 該不會是淋罄昌教官吧
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11/12 16:45,
@.@ 你們不要把劇中人物都報出來呀! 囧
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11/12 17:25,
唉唷 我的媽啊 笑死我了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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11/12 17:37,
我笑到翻掉,靠…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 18:44,
正心人推...
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11/12 18:47,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD天阿 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 19:02,
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11/12 19:33,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 19:42,
這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 19:45,
哈哈~超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 19:57,
愛(礙)河~~~不是填平很久了~~~(幾十年??~@@?)~~
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11/12 20:02,
九個... 是你偷的吧!!!
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11/12 20:02,
這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 20:54,
XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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11/12 20:54,
愛河~~ 哈哈 就是正心..我也是..大肥昌退休了吧
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11/12 20:56,
哈哈哈哈哈 這個教官妙
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11/12 21:38,
教官讚XDDDDD 借轉班版
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minutess:轉錄至看板 MCJH_8810 11/12 21:39

11/12 21:48,
人生何處不相逢阿
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11/12 22:00,
噗 XDDD
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11/12 22:05,
XDXDXD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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