[轉錄][ＸＤ] 部長六記-教改記趣
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作者: doraemonss (r o C k) 看板: joke
標題: [ＸＤ] 部長六記-教改記趣
時間: Thu Aug 16 13:41:59 2007
余憶在位時，能睜眼說瞎話，鼠目寸光。遇成語辭典；必加以評論，故時有物外之趣。
民怨四起，私擬作微風過耳，心之所向，則或千或百果然耳邊風也。
豎耳聽之，馬耳東風。
又留民於私塾中，教之成語新解，使其痴呆退化，
作園中寵物觀，果如山頂洞人，怡然稱快。
於台灣南北處、立委學者叢雜處，常立其身，使與台齊，定神細視，以學者為林，
以立委為獸，以泛綠立委為友，藍者為敵，神遊其中，怡然自得。
一日，見二委鬥院間，觀之正濃，忽有龐然大物拔山倒樹而來，蓋三隻小豬也，
舌一吐而二委盡為所吞。余年幼方出神，不覺呀然爽快，
神定，捉小豬，鍵入辭典，當之成語。
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