[花邊] Josh Hart 談喝母奶

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https://x.com/cptdankkk/status/2087521633456070688 Josh Hart says his wife’s breast milk tasted like vanilla flavored almond milk when he tried it during a blind taste test “I would say 85% of new dads at least wonder what breast milk tastes like. So we had family over that day, and they asked me, ‘Have you tried it?’ I’ m like, ‘No, I haven’t tried it.’ But if I ever do, I want to be burped, I want to be cradled, I want everything’” “Then somehow I got finessed into doing a blind tasting. So we had a couple flavors of almond milk, a creamer and breast milk. They blindfolded me, and I was trying the different ones. I tried it, and it was like vanilla-flavored almond milk. That’s how it tasted” “I literally took the blindfold off after I tasted it. I’m like, ‘Damn, this actually doesn’t taste bad. This has got to be the breast milk.’ I just knew because it tasted the best out of all of them. It wasn’t even a shot glass full of breast milk. It wasn’t bad, I’ll say that” Josh Hart 說，他老婆的母乳喝起來就像香草口味的杏仁奶。當時他還被家人蒙著眼睛玩 了一場「盲測」。 我想，至少有 85% 的新手爸爸都會好奇母乳到底是什麼味道。 「所以那天家人剛好來家裡，他們就問我：『你喝過母乳嗎？』我說：『沒有，我還沒喝 過。』但如果我真的要喝，我希望有人幫我拍嗝、把我抱在懷裡，所有流程我都要有。」 「結果不知道怎麼回事，我就被『套路』去做盲測了。我們準備了幾種杏仁奶口味、一種 奶精，還有母乳。他們把我的眼睛蒙起來，讓我一個一個試。我喝到其中一個，覺得味道 就像香草口味的杏仁奶。母乳喝起來就是那個味道。」 「我一喝完就直接把眼罩拿掉了。我說：『靠，這其實一點都不難喝。這肯定就是母乳。 我就是知道，因為它是所有東西裡面最好喝的。那杯母乳甚至連一個小酒杯都裝不滿。反 正我只能說，真的沒有不好喝。」 心得：Josh Hart 大談 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 220.132.32.225 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/NBA/M.1786584774.A.D47.html
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紐約祖國人==
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每次看到他上場就想到母奶
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老婆楊秀珍？
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這世界上有幾個人沒喝過?
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為什麼他這麼好笑
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你不是超人 你是祖國人
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