[花邊] Jae Crowder無法「命中」IG網紅的心
來源:https://is.gd/eIlDRO
RUMOR: Suns' Jae Crowder down bad shooting his shot at Instagram model
by R.P. Salao
The Phoenix Suns already tasted the bitter agony of rejection during the NBA
Finals against the Milwaukee Bucks. Now Jae Crowder allegedly just took yet
another L.
在對陣公鹿隊的總決賽中,太陽已經嘗到了被冠軍盃「拒絕」的痛苦,現在Jae Crowder
又嘗到了另一次敗北滋味。
The Suns forward was caught sliding into the DM’s of a certain Instagram
model. But instead of getting a flirtatious message right back, his attempt to
hook up was broadcast on social media for the world to see.
Crowder被抓到私訊搭訕一位IG網紅model,但他不但沒有收到理想中的回應,Crowder
的意圖還被公開給全世界知道了。
https://imgur.com/CaDfO8r.jpg
It’s always tough to fully verify the authenticity of screenshots online. But
true or not, we’ve all been there Jae and there’s nothing to be ashamed of.
After all, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Not all of us have the
luck of his Suns teammate Devin Booker, who’s winning life while dating
Kendall Jenner.
雖然截圖真實性未獲100%證實,但不論真假,Jae,相信我們不必多說,且沒什麼好感到
羞恥的。很多事沒有嘗試過,都無法保證成功與否,不是每個人都能像他在太陽的隊友
---跟Kendall Jenner約會的Devin Booker那麼幸運的。
But at the end of the day, Jae Crowder probably takes a lot less L’s than
most of us do. The man is a famous multi-millionaire in the best shape of his
life. This is probably just a small footnote for the Suns veteran.
但到頭來,Crowder經歷過的失敗還是比我們大部分人少得許多,他再怎麼說還是一名
億萬富翁,過上好的生活,這可能只是他生涯的一個小污點罷了。
Phoenix Suns fans will need Jae Crowder to shake off his shooting rust once
the NBA season rolls around. With Chris Paul back in the fold, they’re
bringing the whole band back together for another shot at a title.
太陽球迷需要的是Crowder下個球季找回他的投籃手感,隨著Chris Paul回歸,鳳凰城的
團隊將再次為了冠軍獎盃團結努力。
心得:
辣個求婚失敗,IG把妹又失敗的男人
但還是希望Crowder球場上加油
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