[花邊] 可愛在場邊調整膝蓋儀器播報員開起玩笑

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來源: ClutchPoints 網址: https://tinyurl.com/yxxgo9fd Commentators hilariously react to Clippers’ Kawhi Leonard operating electronic device attached to his knees 球賽播報員對於Kawhi Leonard在場邊調整膝蓋上的電子儀器開起玩笑 One of the best running jokes in the NBA: Los Angeles Clippers forward Kawhi Leonard is a cyborg. His robot-like efficiency and emotionless demeanor made fans wonder if he is human. 一個在聯盟裏流傳的笑話：洛杉磯快艇前鋒Kawhi Leonard是個生化人。有如機器人般的效率以及沒有任何情緒的行為讓粉絲們懷疑他到底是不是人類。 His latest action confuses fans and analysts once again when he took a break with some contraptions on his knees. Everyone naturally got curious about the things attached to Kawhi’s knees, and the commentators who were present had funny ideas as to what the devices were for. 今天晚上比賽時他在場邊調整他膝蓋上的東西時再度讓粉絲以及球評感到疑惑，每個人對 Kawhi膝蓋上的那個儀器充滿好奇，而在場的播報員則是對那東西有著有趣的看法：影片支援: https://twitter.com/i/status/1218045986683011072 "Kawhi recharging on the bench" 「可愛板凳充電中。」 The joke about him being one of the heartless cyborgs from the Terminator universe was definitely funny. He’s been known for being stoic and robotic that it wasn’t hard to make the comparison. In fact, the joke most likely wrote itself. 這玩笑是講Kawhi像是從電影"魔鬼終結者"裡面走出來的那種無情緒的生化人實在很好笑， Kawhi本來就以沒有情緒以及如機器人一般為人所知，所以，很難不把他跟生化人放在一起比較。 While the commentators chuckled at the tool meant to keep The Claw healthy, his performance on the court wasn’t something that made Magic fans smile. He finished with 32 points, five rebounds, five assists, a steal, and a block against the Magic. 播報員開玩笑說Kawhi膝蓋上的儀器是要讓他保持健康，但是Kawhi今天在場上的表現可就讓魔術粉絲笑不出來了。今天晚上他拿下32分，5個籃板，5次助攻，1次抄截跟1個火鍋。 Clippers fans may have been weirded out by the devices, but they won’t make a peep as long as Kawhi keeps playing on that level. 快艇粉或許會對那儀器充滿疑惑不解，但是只要Kawhi繼續在場上有這樣子的表現，他們是不會有任何意見的。 -- Reddit鄉民： "Calibrating" 「校正中。」 "Function: Get boards" 「功能設定：搶籃板。」 "Output: Get Paid" 「結果：拿到錢。」 "Load management: off" 「負荷管理：關閉。」 "Kawhi-bot activated. Boardman.exe is at 100%." 「可愛機器人啟動，籃板人程式執行率為100趴。」 "Up down up down left right left right A B A select start" 「上下上下左右左右ＡＢＡ，開始。」 "He's just checking the time... it's apple time." 「他只是在看時間啦....是蘋果時間。」 "The Clippers are so used to it; none of them pay no mind to it!" 「快艇球員已經太習慣了；沒有人在管他在做甚麼。」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.222.1.181 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/NBA/M.1579248349.A.0DB.html ※ 編輯: pneumo (61.222.1.181 臺灣), 01/17/2020 16:06:57

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