[專欄]聯盟需要更高級垃圾話 喬丹生涯垃圾話片段
新聞出處:http://tinyurl.com/jggobve
根據相關消息指出,詹姆士(LeBron James)日前之所以會讓
格林(Draymond Green)苦嚐胯下之辱,主要是因為格林在比賽
過程中對他說了些太超過的垃圾話。
垃圾話,一直是NBA球場上一門高深的學問,不少球技一流的
頂級球星們,也都說得一嘴好球,籃球之神喬丹(Michael Jordan)
就被不少人認為是史上最經典的垃圾話高手之一,下面這些
出自他嘴裡的垃圾話,酸度和霸氣實在夠嗆!
MJ vs Nick Andreson
歐尼爾(Shaquille O’Neal)曾經在節目上爆料魔術隊時期的
隊友安德森,當時是怎麼被喬丹羞辱的,歐尼爾說道:「喬丹
對安德森說:『我等一下會往裡走,然後跨下運球兩次,做一
次投籃假動作後,將球投進籃框,接著我會好好瞧瞧你臉上的
表情。』然後,喬丹真的就對安德森做了那些事。」
MJ vs Dikembe Mutombo
喬丹生涯最經典的片段之一,就是在罰球前對著菜鳥穆湯波說:
「嘿,穆湯波,這分是送給你的。」然後,喬丹就閉著眼
將球罰進籃框…真的夠狂!
MJ閉眼罰球影片:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om56qV5tZHY
MJ vs Utah Jazz
生涯初期面對爵士隊的一場比賽中,喬丹在低位面對比他矮5吋的
史塔克頓(John Stockton)防守時,順利將球扣進籃框,此時坐在
場邊的爵士隊老闆米勒(Larry Miller)對他大喊:「有種就挑個
跟你差不多SIZE的防守球員嘛!」沒想到下一次進攻時,喬丹馬上
在7呎1吋高的爵士中鋒圖爾平(Mel Turpin)面前暴扣,然後對米勒說:
「這SIZE夠大了嗎?」
影片:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZivJ0d8Rjw
MJ vs O.J. Mayo
高中時不可一世的梅堯,在喬丹"退休"後所舉辦的一次訓練營中,
不斷對同場競技的喬丹說:「你守不住我的、你啥都別想做…」
最後,喬丹不僅徹底打倒梅堯,還告誡他這麼一句話:「你也許是
全美高中最佳球員,但我是全世界最棒的球員。」
影片:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goInA2sgWNs
MJ vs Steve Smith
退休後轉戰球評的老鷹隊名將史密斯,曾經在節目上說:
「在某場比賽,他發現喬丹一邊退防一邊說著『38』,當時我
還不懂那是什麼意思,然後又聽到他說『36』….然後我才驚覺,
當他一邊退防一邊數到0時,代表他已經得到40分了。」
心得:
神 無誤
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