[心得] 弔一代霸王悲壯殞落文
昔有邁阿密霸王詹皇者，天生神力，技驚四座，雄霸一時。
惜孤木難支，眾叛球迷離，又身受抽筋腹瀉之苦，
敵方步步進逼，四面楚歌，圍一代霸王於主場。
霸王仍孤身奮戰，體力漸盡，霸業將墜，
大風起兮，夕陽西下，襯著霸王孤獨身影，其景淒涼悲壯。
後人遂作一歌，以弔一代霸王及其霸業之崩。
歌曰:
力拔山兮氣蓋世，時不利兮隊友不動。
隊友不動兮可奈何，韋德韋德若奈何?
對泣曰:
馬刺已略地，四方楚歌聲。
大王義氣盡，賤妾何聊生？
嗟乎!夫籃球者，團隊也，合作也;
今飛鼠不飛，龍王束手，查莫斯默默，
徒呼奈何!
詹皇! 夫復何言！此去霸業崩解，巨頭不再。
G5霸王凌遲，不忍卒睹。
朔風野大，粉絲歸矣，猶屢屢回頭望也。嗚呼哀哉！
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