[外絮] 如果kobe是教練已回收

看板NBA作者 (totomi)時間11年前 (2013/04/03 14:58), 編輯推噓20(2559)
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If you're a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers or you happen to spend a lot of time around Lakers fans, chances are that in the last two years, either you or someone you know has joked that the Lakers might as well just make Kobe Bryant their head coach. But what if it actually happened? What if, after the Lakers fired Mike Brown five games into the season, Jim Buss said, "There's no way I'm bringing Phil back. There's no one else who can come in and turn this thing around on the fly. I don't want to pay an overmatched coach while I'm still paying the guy I just canned. Screw it, let's just let Kobe coach the team!"? It's a fantastical scenario, to be sure, but let's flesh it out just for kicks. No doubt the Lakers would be a far different team than they are now, but would it be for better or for worse? Here's how the Lakers would look if Kobe got to channel his inner Bill Russell and be L.A.'s player-coach for this season. (Also, get ready for the most candid coaching interviews you've ever seen.) 1. Slow the Game Down What have we been hearing (and seeing) all year? The Lakers are old and slow. Kobe knows this better than anyone, and though he's given us some flashbacks to his athletic peak, Bryant doesn't crave the up-tempo pace coach Mike D'Antoni has installed. Just look at the way he plays. Rarely does Bryant catch the ball and fire away. Rather, he takes a couple seconds to survey the defense before going on the attack. The Lakers give up the second-most fast break points in the league. As a team, the Lakers currently rank fourth in the NBA in pace. But why? There's no point in pushing the tempo when you don't have the horses to run with your opponent. How many times this year have we witnessed Ty Lawson or James Harden or Russell Westbrook sail coast to coast for an easy layup after made baskets? Los Angeles' advantage is their size. Their roster composition is much more similar to the Memphis Grizzlies (28th in pace) than the Houston Rockets (No. 1 in pace), so why do they try to speed the game up like the latter? 2. Play Through the Post The best way to slow the game down is to run your offense through the post instead of jacking the first available three-point attempt. Fortunately, the Lakers are blessed with two of the best post players in the league in Bryant and Pau Gasol. Most likely, the very first change Coach Bryant makes would be to tailor the offense to a pound-it-down-low inside-out style. Bryant loves operating out of the post. According to MySynergySports, he makes nearly 55 percent of his field goals in post-up situations and ranks eighth in points per possession on post-ups. Gasol also excels at playing with his back to the basket, though the numbers haven't bore that out this season. (Then again, none of Gasol's numbers in 2013 bear any resemblance to the rest of his career.) He could also function as a brilliant facilitator from the elbow the way his brother Marc does in Memphis. Bryant would want to play out of the post as much as possible to exploit L.A.'s size advantage. Stephen Dunn/Getty Images A perfect set that Bryant could get the Lakers in is Gasol with the ball at the right elbow throwing an entry pass to Kobe on the right block. Steve Nash and Shooter X would be stationed behind the three-point arc on the left side of the floor with Dwight Howard floating on that side as well. With the right side of the court cleared, Bryant could go to work one-on-one against his defender. Depending on where the help comes from, Kobe would have countless options to go to from there. Gasol could be open at the elbow for a makeable jumper. Howard could dart to the hoop, either for a lob from Bryant or a quick high-low from Gasol if the first pass goes to the elbow. Howard could also set a back screen for a weak-side shooter for an open three off a cross-court laser from Bryant. In a system like that (supplemented of course with pick-and-rolls and some brainy Steve Nash probes), the Lakers would grind down the other team possession after possession 24 seconds at a time, without getting into up-and-down sprints they don't have the legs for. 3. No More Third-Quarter Meltdowns The Lakers have a tendency to come out flat for the second half. That shouldn't happen because the second quarter has been their worst quarter of the season, meaning there's usually a need for urgency right after halftime. And yet, they've been outscored by their opponents in the third quarter for the season. Could the Lakers ever live up to Coach Bryant's demands? Christian Petersen/Getty Images There's no way that happens if Kobe Bryant is the boss. Can you imagine how frightening a place the Lakers locker room would be if L.A. went into halftime after a typically disappointing second period? Right now Bryant is only responsible for himself, but if it was his job to get his teammates going and make sure they were doing what he demanded of them, then some arenas might need to remodel their away facilities after the Lakers blow through town. I'm saying there's even odds that Bryant would bring Dwight Howard to tears at least once after a listless first-half performance. ------ 大意 如果KOBE變成教練,會發生以下的情況 1.把比賽的節奏放慢 這一年來似乎常常聽到這個論點? 湖人隊既老又慢,kobe是最了解這件事的人 雖然KOBE這季回春,但他仍然不希望打冷笑話的快節奏比賽 看看KOBE現在是如何打球的,他很少接到球就直接射了 他在進攻之前會花幾秒鐘去解讀防守者 湖人的被快攻失分在聯盟裡排第二 團隊進攻節奏排第四 但這是為何? 當速度比不上對手時,為何還要加快節奏? 今年多少次看到Ty Lawson or James Harden or Russell Westbrook 輕易快攻上籃取分? 湖人隊的優勢在於體型及身高,類似灰熊,不過灰熊進攻節奏是聯盟28名 而湖人隊打得比較像是聯盟進攻節奏最快的火箭 2.經由低位發動攻勢 將節奏慢下來的最好方法就是經由低位發動進攻, 而湖人隊有兩位聯盟最佳的低位進攻者 KOBE & GASOL KOBE成為教練後第一個最有可能的改變是將進攻節奏放慢然後主打禁區inside-out 根據MySynergySports的統計,KOBE很喜歡低位進攻,他有大約55%的FG是經低位進攻 而他在低位進攻的效率排名第八 3.不會再出現下半場的崩盤 湖人隊這季打最差的是第二節 然後常在下半場崩盤 這表示他們在中場休息時並沒有有效率的去解決這個問題 如果KOBE當教練的話,這件事就不會發生 你能想像如果KOBE當教練 而湖人隊像現在這樣打出令人失望的第二節後 休息室的氣氛會多可怕嗎 現在的KOBE只對自己負責 但當他當教練時他會要求全部的人作到他的標準 http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1588299-what-la-lakers-would-look-like-if-kobe-bryant-was-coach --- 心得:如果KOBE當教練 以後別隊就不能嗆 叫你總仔出來啪了..... 說不定他真的會出來打(?) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.141.127.241

04/03 14:59, , 1F
如果kobe是教練 球員的壓力應該會很大
04/03 14:59, 1F

04/03 14:59, , 2F
教練絕對做不久
04/03 14:59, 2F

04/03 14:59, , 3F
在巨大壓力下是不是對每個球員成長都有利則不一定
04/03 14:59, 3F

04/03 15:00, , 4F
菜鳥應該會壓力大到挫屎
04/03 15:00, 4F

04/03 15:00, , 5F
叫你總仔出來啪
04/03 15:00, 5F

04/03 15:01, , 6F
叫恁總仔出來打啦!!
04/03 15:01, 6F
※ 編輯: yeo12 來自: 220.141.127.241 (04/03 15:01)

04/03 15:02, , 7F
多可怕? 可怕的是 落後可能還是他造成的
04/03 15:02, 7F

04/03 15:02, , 8F
Kobe當教練球員都先崩潰了還打個屁 XDD
04/03 15:02, 8F

04/03 15:02, , 9F
Kobe會帶全隊去丹佛"鬆"一下
04/03 15:02, 9F

04/03 15:02, , 10F
對訓練有自制狂的球員,不適合當教練,會操死舅舅
04/03 15:02, 10F

04/03 15:03, , 11F
Kobe當教練很適合啊
04/03 15:03, 11F

04/03 15:03, , 12F
Kobe可是其他29隊的MVP 當然希望他出來啪...
04/03 15:03, 12F

04/03 15:03, , 13F
推 ARODisGod :Kobe會帶全隊去丹佛"鬆"一下
04/03 15:03, 13F

04/03 15:04, , 14F
不用對手嗆 他就會說give me the god damn ball XDD
04/03 15:04, 14F

04/03 15:04, , 15F
ARODisGod :Kobe會帶全隊去丹佛"鬆"一下
04/03 15:04, 15F

04/03 15:04, , 16F
4.pass to kobe
04/03 15:04, 16F

04/03 15:04, , 17F
尬獸 魔獸 就是欠操 Kobe當教練可以電這兩個毒瘤
04/03 15:04, 17F

04/03 15:05, , 18F
如果文
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04/03 15:06, , 19F
根本騙稿費
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04/03 15:07, , 20F
第三點無法理解 教練很兇然後體力就會自動滿表嗎
04/03 15:07, 20F

04/03 15:09, , 21F
當教練需要人和 kobe不可能
04/03 15:09, 21F

04/03 15:10, , 22F
片稿費+1
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04/03 15:10, , 23F
老大不下去打 湖人就無敵了 擺顆西瓜也是三連霸
04/03 15:10, 23F

04/03 15:12, , 24F
每天都和球員練球
04/03 15:12, 24F

04/03 15:15, , 25F
大概就跟MJ當球隊老闆一樣等級
04/03 15:15, 25F

04/03 15:15, , 26F
要球員全部先練檢子彈
04/03 15:15, 26F

04/03 15:16, , 27F
去給山貓當教練 然後我門就有機會看到MJ跟KB一起上XD
04/03 15:16, 27F

04/03 15:21, , 28F
叫你總仔出來打鐵
04/03 15:21, 28F

04/03 15:28, , 29F
"Kobe會帶全隊去丹佛"鬆"一下" xddd
04/03 15:28, 29F

04/03 15:29, , 30F
過半場PG就把球傳給教練還打甚麼球...
04/03 15:29, 30F

04/03 15:41, , 31F
Kobe:腿斷了?? 還有一隻腳啊~~~給我上!
04/03 15:41, 31F

04/03 16:49, , 32F
他當教練場上就會沒球了 怎麼打?
04/03 16:49, 32F

04/03 17:06, , 33F
推 ARODisGod :Kobe會帶全隊去丹佛"鬆"一下 XDD
04/03 17:06, 33F

04/03 17:41, , 34F
"叫拰總仔出來趴" (老大熱身中)
04/03 17:41, 34F

04/03 20:06, , 35F
只有一個問題 為何低位進攻效率第八的人是前二好手??
04/03 20:06, 35F

04/03 20:15, , 36F
球員會把球傳給教練 教練出手
04/03 20:15, 36F

04/03 23:02, , 37F
當教練要人和? 肯定沒見識過Riley的執教風格
04/03 23:02, 37F

04/04 13:48, , 38F
KOBE當教練 戰績不好的時候 球員每天凌晨四點練球
04/04 13:48, 38F

04/05 18:27, , 39F
叫你總仔出來啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪
04/05 18:27, 39F
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