[外絮] 洛城警網包圍了阿平已回收
http://ppt.cc/ub00
Early Tuesday morning, Metta World Peace was awakened to a bizarre scenario.
禮拜二的凌晨
阿平剛從夢中醒來，卻以為自己還在作夢
"I'm in my underwear and my son says, 'Hey dad, there's police at the door,'"
World Peace said in an interview with The Times after the Lakers beat the
Boston Celtics on Wednesday evening. "So I jump out, I'm nervous. I see these
police with rifles and scopes.
"那個時候我只穿著內衣，睡眼惺忪，我兒子跑來和我說"
"爸~~~~好多警察在門外~~~~~~~~~~"
阿平在超賽一戰後接受本報訪問的時候談到了這件事情
(你幹嘛談這件事情XD)
"聽到我兒子這麼說，我嚇得跳了起來，我超緊張的!!!天啊!!"
"我看到好多的警察荷槍實彈的包圍了我家!!"
"I'm like, 'What happened?' I don't know what's going on at this point. 'What
happened, what happened?' And then the police was like, 'The building is
being taken over by guys downstairs.'"
"我完全弄不清楚發生什麼事情了"
"到底發生什麼事情了!?"
"怎麼了!?到底怎麼了!?"
然後警察的反應好像樓下有搶匪劫持了這棟建築物!?
Apparently the guys downstairs were three actors in a movie that World
Peace's company, Artest Media Group, is producing about life on the streets.
誤會大了
警察眼中在樓下夾持了這棟建築物的三個傢伙
實際上是世界和平有限企業籌拍電影中的演員
他們在街上拍戲
Unbeknownst to World Peace, the actors, one of whom World Peace says is his
nephew, had decided to rehearse a scene outside of his Westside condo complex
the previous evening with a fake shotgun and two fake 9-millimeter guns as
props. After the actors finished the scene, they then decided to play with
the guns in front of the valet at World Peace's condo complex.
不知道他們搞什麼的阿平表示
這三個當中有一個是他的姪子
他姪子決定用兩把假獵槍和一把假的9釐米手槍來拍這場戲
他們完成了他們要拍的戲
不過他們意猶未盡
在阿平家的前院繼續把玩這些假槍
The cops were called around midnight, as TMZ first reported Tuesday.
鼎鼎有名的LAPD接到了阿平鄰居的報警
When the police arrived, they handcuffed the actors and the director of the
movie. World Peace's younger brother, Isaiah, heard the ruckus and went
downstairs to investigate, but he apparently didn't have identification on
him, and the police handcuffed him, too.
警察趕到，然後把演員和導演都銬上了手銬
阿平的小弟弟，Isaiah，聽到了這陣騷動的聲音
也跟著跑下去
不過他沒有任何證明他們說詞的證據和證件
所以他也被銬起來了
The men explained the situation to the police, who then knocked on World
Peace's door to verify their story.
不過他還是向警察說明了情況
然後警察敲阿平的門要了解他們的說法是不是真的
"At first when I seen the police, I was like, 'What the hell is going on?''
World Peace said. "I just got finished watching 'Zero Dark Thirty' or
whatever that movie is. I'm like, 'I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming. Is there a
terrorist in the building? Do y'all need my help?'"
"當我開門看到警察的時候"
"我想著 靠!!發生什麼事了"
"你們知道嗎!?我剛看完00:30凌晨密令之獵殺賓拉登!!"
(時間剛好也是凌晨)
"我以為是我入戲太深，這是幻覺!!!!!"
"我家有恐怖分子!!!!"
"他們需要我的幫忙來消滅恐怖分子!!"
(阿平豪氣萬丈啊!!)
After a brief conversation with the police, World Peace put on his Cookie
Monster pajamas and accompanied them outside.
經過簡短的交談後
阿平穿上了他的餅乾怪獸睡衣(芝麻街那隻!?阿平....你沒別的衣服能拿嗎?)
http://ppt.cc/rOOH
http://ppt.cc/Hubq
再多補一張餅乾怪獸睡衣，阿平的話應該是穿後者
然後和警察一起走出門
World Peace was shocked by what he saw.
阿平嚇到了
"Like 20 cops' cars are outside, like 10 more police," he said. "My brother
had his hands behind his back and [there were] helicopters. The whole
Wilshire [Blvd.] was shut down. The street shut down. No cars nowhere."
"天啊 哇 喔 二十台以上的警車包圍了我家!!!"
"十多名警察!!"
"然後我弟被雙手反銬"
"最屌的是 還有台警用直升機在我家上空!!!"
"整條街都封鎖淨空了!!"
"一台車都沒有!!!"
World Peace said that once the police realized that the suspects were actors,
and that their guns were BB guns, the mood lightened.
阿平在外面再次和警察解釋一次這只是拍戲
然後那些槍是BB槍
然後外面的情勢才緩和下來
"The police was laughing," he said. "It was funny but it was irresponsible on
the actors' part because you do the scene and that's it. They didn't
understand that after you do the scene, you put the stuff away."
"警察們大笑"
"好啦 這其實真的很好笑"
"不過這些演員的行為是很不負責任的"
"他們拍戲拍完，就該停了"
"他們沒有理解當戲拍完，他們就該把那些引起誤會的東西收起來"
World Peace didn't get much sleep that night after the cops left — but
apparently the disaster was not all for naught.
不過警察離開後
我們的阿平也沒辦法再度入眠
不過好險的是至少這場災難結束了
"The scene was great and we're going use it," World Peace said. "Not that
exact scene; we're going to re-shoot it."
"你現在知道我們的場景弄得多逼真多棒了吧!我們將會用他拍戲!!"
"這次的拍攝不會是正式的，我們將會重拍"
Maybe the next time around, there won't be any cop cars in the background.
或許下一次
不會有任何的警車成為他們拍戲的場景了.............
心得:
阿平就是阿平
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