[轉錄][無言] 我爸媽好幼稚...= =
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: tom123 (.......) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我爸媽好幼稚...= =
時間: Sun Mar 28 20:17:27 2010
終於擺脫了兩個幼稚鬼回到宿舍了 XD
唉我爸媽啊 平常很愛做很蠢的事
有時真的讓我很無言
像禮拜五晚上...我陪我老媽去cosco買水果...
我們推著手推車 目標是買水果
我繞過去隔壁的麵包部 想說買點麵包明天可以當早餐吃
於是我們分道揚鑣 我去買麵包 她去買水果
正當我煩惱買哪種麵包的時候....
老媽: [ 啊啊~~! 兒子快過來!! (超大聲的叫) ]
我以為她跌倒 衝過去準備要救我可憐的老母
經過看到她站在買蘋果阿姨的前面,指著柳丁跟我說...
老媽:[ 你看! hey apple! hey apple! ]
我:[.......]
誰知道 阿姨回了老媽一句..
[ 太太請您放心啦,我們的蘋果都是很新鮮的,絕對不會有黑色的。]
[ 太太請您放心啦,我們的蘋果都是很新鮮的,絕對不會有黑色的。]
[ 太太請您放心啦,我們的蘋果都是很新鮮的,絕對不會有黑色的。]
另一次讓我很無言的事
我爸爸和媽媽都很愛收集漫畫
別以為他們一把年紀 火影忍者、死神、海賊王、聖鬥士星矢這類漫畫
劇情甚至比我們還了 他們都在網上看最新連載的....
而且很愛用裏面的梗...
有一次吃飯...
爸:[ 阿麒,等一下幫我買火影]
我:[ 囧...喔好]
媽:[ 靠腰喔,火影出了嗎? 那順便買柯南]
我點頭答應後,誰知我爸斬釘截鐵,食指指著我媽,嚇我一大跳,
爸:[ 你甚麼時候產生了柯南已經出新一集的錯覺?]
我:[ 囧!!? ]
媽:[ 爸爸,你話太多了!]
爸:[ 哈哈,真的假的? 我..我開始有點相信你了!]
唉....你們真的是幼稚鬼..
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