[哈拉] 有在軍中過生日的經驗嗎?
1.
新訓的時候
班長在某次晚點名叫全連新兵起立
他手上拿一隻打火機說:這誰的? 剛在廁所找到
想當然沒人承認
於是班長開始大吼:你們平常操課不認真就算了,還敢給我偷抽煙!
全連被拉正5分鐘
然後班長被叫到外面又被士官長幹
回來之後怒火沖天的直接點新兵76號
問他說:有人通報說這是你的!你給我出來!!
當時76號站在大家前面一直說不是,都快哭出來了
班長之後叫這76號轉過去,過沒多久班長突然開始笑
最後其他班長才拿著一堆蛋糕進來亂砸說生日快樂
話說這好像是新訓的老梗慶生www
2.
下部隊後我們連也有幫連長慶生
記得那天是所有義務役阿兵哥串通好要弄連長
當時兩個學長就故意站在中山室灣家大吵
連長聽到馬上從她房間衝出來
跑到中山室後就被大家用水槍和刮鬍泡
顏射到她滿臉都是
(我們連長是女的,但你們不會想看圖)
之後就所有阿兵哥和連長大戰
玩到連樓下別連的連長都拿水槍來射她
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基本上我們每個阿兵哥生日都會被弄
一開始是刮鬍泡,玩過幾個後覺得老梗
夏天到了,就直接把壽星扒光丟到冰水桶
之後還進階到在水球裡面裝泡麵和雞蛋去砸壽星,臭得要死
連這個都玩膩後還有人更狠,跟伙房拿辣油和辣椒調出炸彈水去潑壽星
我生日時有中招過,眼睛都快瞎了 超痛
雖然都是很暴力的回憶
但現在回想起來還挺逗趣的
各位有什麼在軍中過生日的經驗嗎
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※ 編輯: zen777 (1.164.33.56), 04/28/2016 23:52:20
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