[哈拉] 你最討厭家人朋友跟你說什麼
記得自己在剛當兵沒多久時,
總是會遇到長輩莫名的關心
一開始通常會先問一些
"在哪當兵啊!"
"伙食好不好啊"
這種無關緊要的問題
接著才開始幹繳
"現在當兵很輕鬆啊"
"記得以前當兵啊,要當兩年多呢"
"哪像你們現在吃這麼好"
"根本不能操啊"
"我們當時行軍......"
"怎樣怎樣...."
我他媽的才不管以前的人
是不是還在鑽木取火還是獵捕長毛象勒
不管你他馬的的願不願意 現在已經21世紀了
已經沒有人去光華買ㄟ片
已經沒有人留著中分頭或是玩著四驅車了
也沒有人講LKK或SPP
所以拜託你們不要在那邊機機歪歪的
如果真的這麼想回到過去
就抓著老二乞求上帝吧
到了中期遇到朋友
我知道他們是出於好心關心
但怎麼每次看到你都在放假啊
哀 拜託對白有點深度好不好
不過現在到了快退伍了
便開始問退伍後想幹麻
哀 完全就是看樂鬧的心態嗎
"我知道各位長輩都很想幫我找工作,
不過我覺得自己比較適合在家裡當米蟲"
幹 煩不煩啊
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