[射惹] 地方的媽媽讓我喘不過氣

看板MenTalk作者 (呼呼呼嘩哈哈哈)時間9年前 (2016/06/18 12:39), 編輯推噓46(46030)
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剛剛去客戶家開會, 客戶是個六十多歲的辣阿罵, 迷你裙、白色半透明背心與水藍色胸罩, 也太透明了吧! 害我討論事情都不敢抬頭, 整個喘不過氣。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.136.39.39 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/MenTalk/M.1466224752.A.EEB.html

06/18 12:39, , 1F
臉紅心跳的喘不過氣還是??
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06/18 12:40, , 2F
你會喘氣是因為你剛剛射惹2發
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瓦力……
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阿嬤:(菸)少年耶體力還不餓錯喔
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原PO硬惹
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你可以問本版的地方雞媽 他很愛穿奶罩去買金針菇
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= =大我3輪以上
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06/18 12:41, , 8F
好猛!!!!
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06/18 12:41, , 9F
為什摸要去客戶家開會不去外面
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06/18 12:41, , 10F
因為是裝潢,要看她家
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06/18 12:41, , 11F
胃口太好了 我不行...
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06/18 12:42, , 12F
現在不用喘,等一下喘就好
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06/18 12:42, , 13F
是想吐吧?
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06/18 12:42, , 14F
不會把自己當法醫?
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06/18 12:43, , 15F
30如狼 40如虎 50坐地能吸土
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60能抽真空
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06/18 12:44, , 17F
好吧 你就ㄘ了吧
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06/18 12:45, , 18F
她有拿掉假牙幫你嗎
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06/18 12:45, , 19F
真的很猛的辣嬷
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06/18 12:46, , 20F
60能殺雞拔毛 太狠了
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女人一十扭腰露屁股,二十低胸深似谷,三十如狼,四
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十如虎
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五十蹲地能吸土,六十吃人不吐骨,七十今晚幹老虎,
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八十做完只剩骨
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九十挑戰一對五,一百經典陳年滷 \⊙▽⊙/
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06/18 12:47, , 26F
這順口溜居然有到一百!!
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06/18 12:49, , 27F
XDDDD
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06/18 12:50, , 28F
報導很多是少年ㄟ叫到六十歲的阿罵 可見60歲的女人停經
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後有多猛(口合)
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身材好,ok啊!
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06/18 12:51, , 31F
D姐開完車了@@?
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硬惹>_<
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06/18 12:52, , 33F
早上有開車外出。不過,不是去花蓮啦XD
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中 在車內
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射惹兒
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喔喔!
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06/18 13:08, , 37F
軟惹~
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72的順口溜好厲害 你吃過一輪惹?XD
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這是存起來的簽名檔...
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72好猛喔
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=.=“
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羨慕
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心動了吧
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06/18 13:15, , 44F
不要否認,你一定是想…
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06/18 13:17, , 45F
一定是看阿姨可愛,想...
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一百一十 拿你懶叫來打鼓
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有誰一百一還能打鼓的=.=?
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06/18 13:18, , 48F
哈哈哈哈哈
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06/18 13:22, , 49F
你胃口真好 阿嬤也要
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06/18 13:27, , 50F
感覺很噁
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06/18 13:44, , 51F
72真厲害,這麼有經驗,哪些已集郵了?
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啊啊啊啊!!!(艸)
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XDDDDD
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06/18 13:55, , 54F
原來已集6個啊~少年ㄟ,好強喲>\\\<
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06/18 13:58, , 55F
6個是怎麼算出來的啊?QQ
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06/18 14:00, , 56F
艸<-六根手指
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d姐,72遮臉的顏文字伸出了六根指頭…
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20 30 40 50 60 70 6個...
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不是60 70 80 90 100 110嗎?我剛有聽到打鼓聲
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...........
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06/18 14:11, , 61F
哈哈哈 6個...笑翻惹.. 72來~寫篇不同年紀的心得文~~
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06/18 14:13, , 62F
嗚嗚嗚都欺負歐QAQ~(淚奔~
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心得文心得文心得文(敲碗
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沒有心得文啦QAQ只有感傷文妳要看嗎=.=?
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06/18 14:35, , 66F
來吧 我們一起感傷 我也是倒數第二位女友
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真的很正嗎(誤
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妳好我是查克(握手
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倒數第二個女友+1QQ
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阿嬤的誘惑
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要開倒數第二個聯盟嗎?
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樓上提議不錯 大家一起取暖 嗚嗚嗚
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幫QQ
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阿罵wwwwww
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06/18 15:15, , 75F
這年紀......不嫌太補嗎?
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06/18 19:06, , 76F
呃 看來夫人她…非常的…怕熱
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