[請益] 被爸媽聽到我跟女友一起洗澡
昨天阿爸打電話關心我回家的車票買到沒
恰巧,我跟女友在摩鐵洗殘廢澡
邊講女友還邊扯我的蛋
(變成忍痛的聲音)
然後用浴室的回音叫我的名字
爸:「你在哪?」
我:「麥當勞啊!台北人多廁所有回音」(鬼扯)
我想我爸應該猜到了
接下來該怎麼做?囧
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※ 編輯: luvpudding (210.60.122.3), 09/23/2015 11:39:05
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