[討論] 下輩子想當男生還是女生
這問題曾經有同事問過我
他們都是女生
都想轉世當帥哥
我想當女生
如果是正妹就站上食物鏈頂端
好運點還能當宅男女神上節目嫁豪門
不然還是能有幾百個工具人
每天享受同時有十幾個男生追
line上線就爆頻
FB寫個廢話就上百個讚
不管做什麼職業同事都猛搭訕
我是世界的中心 萬物的主宰
就算不是正妹 只是個普妹
還是一樣每天都有人追
FB、ins發露人數爆滿
就算是逛街也有人搭訕
人家熱臉貼我冷臉超爽
勤勞一點把錢拿去醫美
普妹都能變正妹
我是新世界的神
運氣在更不好是歪妹
而且還是超懶惰不肯去醫美的歪妹
那也沒關係
女生搞雷斯邊一點也不噁心
姊妹約一約四處吃喝玩樂 出國旅遊
一樣可以拍照放FB炫耀
反正女生不用存錢
下輩子一定要當女生
大家覺得呢?
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