[惡搞] Some funny quotes

看板MUSE作者hermione731 (Acquiesce)時間17年前 (2007/03/04 23:48)推噓16(16推 0噓 8→)

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在前幾篇的那些youtube影片中　 Muse在許多人心中絕對又加上了一個"搞笑"的封號吧不過他們除了會表現的很好笑外也常常在訪問或是與歌迷的對話中講出一些讓人狂笑的東西我選了以下幾個我覺得很經典的quote: 1.訪問者很故意篇 Interviewer:what's your favourite or worse place to play the guitar? Matt:My worse is around one or two people,i just cant do it I:will you play me a song Matt:did you............even listen to what i just said!? 2.想起來很害羞篇 Dom:we were looking for a high percussion sound for the end of the song `Space Dementia` and we tried shakers, salt and pepper things, and even palm rubbing, but we ended up miking up Matt's trouser zipper. 3.太謙虛篇 Matt:"I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good. And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got a real voice. He can sing ." 4.年少的愛情篇　Matt on his teenage girlfriend: 　"And when we split up, just after we finished the second album, that whole period was quite, erm, experimental." 5.Matt最害怕的事情 ꄠMatt:"Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. It'd be awful to give birth to a freak so you'd have to hide it away from everyone but still bring it up as your own." 6.Matt & Madonna !? I:are you a glastonbury virgin or veteran? Matt:i feel like a virgin, but i have a feeling i'm a veteran. it's like madonna - like a virgin (cue the famous matt laugh) 7.Matt & Dom!? Matt:if you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose batman, superman or wonderwoman? Chris: batman Matt: thats dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life! Dom:well I'd say wonderwoman Matt: thats how he'd want to see me. ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in the bum theres been a strange energy between us (laughs) there's definately suspicion! 8.Dom有一套清潔化妝組 Dom: whats the worst thing about sharing a tourbus with me? Matt: all your faffing about. his electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. for one, it reminds me how unclean I am. 9.真的假的!? Chris:whats my most annoying habit? Matt: farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume. 10.經典中的經典 Chris: who's the biggest bitch? Dom: matts the biggest and we're his bitches 11.Dom的要求很超過 Dom: if a venomous snake bit by arse would you suck the poison out? Matt: I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training-I did a first aid course. i can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. if you cut an artery open I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go 'SHUT UP'!.....but yeah, the venom. I'm not that advanced but I'd give it a go. Dom: what if it bit me on my knob? Matt: then I would let you die. 12.秘密　ꄺTell us a secret Matt: Dom and I have identical remote control cars. I crashed mine and swapped the body shells and didnt tell Dom' --- 有人還有看過更有趣的嗎? 他們接受訪問常常會亂說話XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.230.8.225 ※ 編輯: hermione731 來自: 61.230.8.225 (03/04 23:49)

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