[外電] 請,芝加哥小熊,不能簽下田中將大

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[來源]: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/please-chicago-cubs-don-39-t-sign-masahiro-175600795--mlb.html Please, Chicago Cubs, Don't Sign Masahiro Tanaka 請,芝加哥小熊,不能簽下田中將大 By Brian Davis;January 3, 2014 12:56 PM COMMENTARY | OK, I'll admit it, I'm a total and complete wuss when it comes to long-term contracts in baseball. And I'm not even the one footing the bill. The extent of my experience from the bleachers of Cubs Nation are the accompany nightmares to Alfonso Soriano's seven-year, $136 million contract that he signed all the way back in 2006. And while we all watch the Los Angeles Angels drown in their ludicrous contract to an ailing Albert Pujols, and prepare to watch the Seattle Mariners do the same with Robinson Cano, I ask the Chicago Cubs one thing: Please, please, do not sign Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka. Please. For some strange reason, Theo Epstein and company have been highly criticized for putting out shoddy major league clubs as they rebuild the organization. Approaching Year Three, people are getting antsy, impatient, and occasionally downright angry. While I'm not overly sure what those particular people expected from a team planning to be mired in the doldrums of minor league rebuilding, but Tanaka is not the puzzle piece worth blowing up all this hard-earned patience we've all been cultivating since Epstein took over. Tanaka's age and numbers suggest he's worth just about whatever he asks for. And history for top-of-the-line Japanese pitchers says that that's about what he'll get in a contract. He's only 25, has a career ERA of 2.30, is 99-35, and has about a 6-to-1 strikeout-to-walk ratio. On paper, there is basically nothing to dislike about the man. But this piece isn't really about whether or not Tanaka is going to live up to his billing, it's about how Tanaka would be a terrible fit for the Chicago Cubs. Yeah, I know, the Cubs need starting pitching like the world needs water (especially if Jeff Samardzija happens to get shipped off). And, yes, I know the Cubs are going to need to spend big money on somebody eventually, but a year (or two) away from your top prospects even cracking the majors just doesn't seem like the time to do it. In fact, it specifically feels like the time to not do it -- especially on someone who hasn't even had the opportunity to prove his value in the majors. This isn't to suggest that all these prospects are going to pan out either -- the prospects in mind aren't even pitchers -- but the time to spend the big money should come once the Cubs know what they have and what they don't in those prospects. They would consequently know who they could trade without handicapping the organization, and, more importantly, which positions they could consider filled. And while anyone with eyes can see the Cubs need help in the starting rotation, spending over $100 million (most likely) to get one player who plays, at best, one out of every five games on a team with more holes than Bonnie and Clyde's getaway car seems beyond silly. So, I'll plead one more time: Please don't sign Masahiro Tanaka. Brian is a lifelong Chicago Cubs follower. Living in Illinois his entire life has given him a chance to closely follow and report Chicago sports as a freelance writer through Yahoo Contributor Network and Yahoo Sports. He is also a senior majoring in Creative Writing. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.25.153

01/05 03:33, , 1F
這篇用中文寫連LYS都夠格噓他廢文
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01/05 03:44, , 2F
這中文標題就很欠噓了 XD
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01/05 04:27, , 3F
啥鬼標題~_~
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01/05 05:20, , 4F
外電廢文
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01/05 05:45, , 5F
XDDDDDDDD
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01/05 06:22, , 6F
糗爺躺著也中槍
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01/05 07:20, , 7F
田中幫樂天圓了冠軍夢,小熊就需要這種能創造奇蹟的人啊
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01/05 07:20, , 8F
這標題...
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01/05 07:24, , 9F
這中文誰翻的...
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01/05 07:33, , 10F
這標題是給google翻譯的嗎
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01/05 07:37, , 11F
內文就這樣寫阿
01/05 07:37, 11F

01/05 08:07, , 12F
搞不好簽下去就拿到冠軍了XD 回到未來2有預言
01/05 08:07, 12F

01/05 09:13, , 13F
可惡,想簽
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01/05 09:38, , 14F
這啥標題XDDD
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01/05 09:39, , 15F
都有曾仁和了簽他幹嘛
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01/05 10:03, , 16F
乍看之下 好文青的標題
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01/05 10:19, , 17F
拜託,小熊千萬別簽田中
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01/05 11:20, , 18F
最後一塊拼圖
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01/05 11:21, , 19F
這中文程度連小學生都不如,而且還不縮網址
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01/05 11:47, , 20F
小熊 總冠軍!
01/05 11:47, 20F

01/05 12:07, , 21F
.........求仁得仁
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01/05 12:26, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/05 12:38, , 23F
咕狗翻譯?
01/05 12:38, 23F

01/05 13:06, , 24F
標題叫『拜託小熊不要簽下田中』不就好了XDD
01/05 13:06, 24F

01/05 13:13, , 25F
有什麼障礙嗎?
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01/05 13:18, , 26F
the fuk
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01/05 13:37, , 27F
小熊還差一年
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01/05 13:39, , 28F
為什麼放棄治療?
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01/05 13:53, , 29F
.
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01/05 14:14, , 30F
請,原PO,不要用這種方式翻譯
01/05 14:14, 30F

01/05 14:33, , 31F
好險名字沒翻成 馬殺希洛 塔拿卡
01/05 14:33, 31F

01/05 15:01, , 32F
其實還聽有趣的,推!
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01/05 15:15, , 33F
Do not? Cannot?
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01/05 15:31, , 34F
WTF
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01/05 18:24, , 35F
這翻譯XDDDDDDDDD 我英文六級分都知道這樣翻超奇怪
01/05 18:24, 35F

01/05 19:20, , 36F
可是這樣翻的確不能說錯啊XDDD
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01/05 19:29, , 37F
還不能說錯咧…can't don't傻傻分不清楚 國一英文老師
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01/05 19:29, , 38F
要哭了
01/05 19:29, 38F

01/05 21:14, , 39F
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01/05 21:42, , 40F
哈哈哈你看看你
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01/05 21:44, , 41F
XDDD
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01/05 22:05, , 42F
原po 112...........
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01/05 22:26, , 43F
112
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01/06 00:35, , 44F
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01/06 01:36, , 45F
真的很像估狗翻出來的...
01/06 01:36, 45F

01/06 07:28, , 46F
拍拍 你名氣不夠 PO幽默文沒人認識你 會被噓
01/06 07:28, 46F

01/06 09:41, , 47F
幹 敗壞同校名聲
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01/06 11:49, , 48F
我承認我笑了 給推
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01/06 16:30, , 49F
112 = =
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01/06 20:40, , 50F
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01/07 02:35, , 51F
同上上推,幫你補血
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01/07 20:18, , 52F
你媽送你去112知道你在這po廢文嗎
01/07 20:18, 52F
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