[閒聊] 垃圾話消失
話說垃圾話在NBA是不可或缺的一項
那麼在LOL呢
想必各種嘴砲也是有的
尤其是一堆同學 你戳我 我戳你 就像FB戳來戳去 你儂我儂
小弟分享一下我的垃圾話
首先是雙排的時候和朋友下路組合
開打前先複製一段文字 然後速度貼上 ^.<
"shaman 下滿!!~No song U jump(不爽你跳)
"shaman 下滿!!~No song U jump(不爽你跳)
一進場就先霸氣全開! 卍解!!
單排選路的時候
有人喊TOP
立碼補一句" U TOP GUN o~"
此時一堆人 ???
回答:Tom Cruise ar~ U dumbass !
還沒開打就先激發隊友火花 展現球隊領袖Kobe的風範 ^.<
進入遊戲後
通常我都會下達一個戰術
" Catch & shooot !!! sudo(速度)!!!"
此戰術指快速侵入藍or紅buff草叢
抓&射! 速度拿FB!
不過這也是兩面刃
遇到兩光或是跳出去看PTT的隊友 沒跟上節奏
會被對方反打拿FB
開始噴在溫泉發呆的隊友垃圾話:cow XXX U OGCing o G-8-mo~然後狂閃他燈 XD
這戰術執行了快100場
終於有一場遇到知音
一進場我打"Catch and shooooot!!!!"
竟然有人回"Euro Step(歐洲步)!!"
不禁感動到雙腿一軟@_@
垃圾話也算是lol樂趣之一
贏了ctrl+4挑釁對手+跳溫泉
輸了靠杯隊友 All classmate o~ noobs !
從lol中小弟還發現另一件隱憂的事
不知道是屁孩遇到太多還是低學歷的人太多
常常有人說英文他看不懂
連一句 "3 small" 都不知道什麼意思
現在的學生英文程度真的差到無法想像
各位分享一下你的垃圾話吧 ^.<
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