[閒聊] 灌迷湯篇
那天,獅子打電話給我,剛好準備要討論出去玩的事,
但我一邊吃水果一邊講話,他根本就聽不清楚我在講什麼,
於是沒耐性的獅子口氣開始有點惱怒了起來。
獅子:怎麼我每次打電話給妳,妳都在吃東西啊?(惱怒)
兔子:那是因為你打電話的時間都很固定啊!(無辜狀)
獅子:妳厚,除了吃東西、發呆、晃來晃去,都不知道妳還喜歡什麼?
兔子:有歐,我可是最~喜歡獅子了呢!!(笑咪咪)
獅子:咳...那就好。
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還有一次,忘東忘西的我又把太陽眼鏡丟在獅子的車廂裡了,
愛說教的獅子,逮到機會就要來教訓我一番。
獅子:妳看看妳看看,老是忘東忘西的,妳這樣還好意思說妳自己很聰明嗎?
兔子:又不是故意忘記的,反正你會幫我記得嘛!
獅子:不要撒嬌!都不知道妳是哪裡來的自信說自己很聰明?
兔子:我是真的很聰明啊!
獅子:哼~~還敢說。
兔子:真的啦!我真的覺得自己很聰明,不然怎麼會找到你這麼棒的男朋友呢?
獅子:...好吧,妳超聰明。
兔子:(笑)
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獅子:妳講話越來越油了!
兔子:哪有,我都稱讚你很帥耶,這樣有很油嗎?(又ㄧ副無辜狀)
獅子:...沒有很油,妳講的是實話!
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