[轉錄]環球小姐的機智問答

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: sunny12 (我愛光一～～) 看板: sex 標題: 環球小姐的機智問答時間: Fri Sep 2 20:54:26 2005 環球小姐的機智問答 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。 Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) ------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。 Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) ------------------------------------------------------------------ Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。 Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。 Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。 Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。 Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Legislator. 台灣小姐：台灣的男性器官像立法委員. Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms Taiwan: Doing nothing but using an ugly mouth. 台灣小姐：光說不練, 靠一髒嘴。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。 Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but& nbsp;actually very soft. 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸 Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping. 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平. Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. 中國小姐：短小精幹, 但卻可以幹到九十歲。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.169.126.63

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