[閒聊] 卜式幽默
唉 果然隔了一陣子再來 這個板還是好冷清阿 >"<
不過不管怎樣還是先問個安 XD
話說最近我在向一位朋友推廣Block的書
擷取了一些Hit List裡 我覺得充滿笑點的段落給她看
像是 page 275 (我省略並修改了一些文句 應該不影響閱讀)
Keller: That's the part I don't like. Throwing darts at a phone book.
Dot: You don't throw darts at a phone book. You throw darts at a map.
Keller: How would that work?
Dot: It wouldn't, unless you were looking for a place to go. You throw a
dart and it lands on some place, and you go there.
But if what you're looking for is a person, you don't use darts.
You take a phone book and flip it open at random and jab with your finger.
Keller: That's what I ment = =
Dot: You said darts.
另外還有 page 276
Keller: Some guy you know?
Dot: Not a guy
Keller: A woman?
Dot: What are you, a sexist? It's an equal-oppertunity world.
A woman has as much right to get killed as anybody else.
之後又大酸特酸了一下 policeman/policewoman 的梗 XD
我覺得Block最拿手的就是這些 廢話連篇的纏夾不清 XDDD
說實在的 還滿有桃谷六仙的風格 XDDD
每次看到這種句子 都會笑到不行 XDDD
不過我又認為 Block 的這種幽默好難定義
時常帶點諷刺, 但是又不太刺骨, 有點酸 有點像鄉民 但是又不會太極端
(比如說鄉民常常酸記者, Block也不例外 在240頁 Keller說了:
"I think it makes it real.", Keller said. "You'll see some woman, her baby
gets eaten by a coyote, and some reporter sticks a microphone in her face and
asks her how she feels."
"And instead of telling him to go fuck himself, like you'd think a normal
human being would do--")
有沒有人要來定義一下呢?
還是就偷懶一下 稱之為 卜氏幽默? XD
也順便討論一下大家喜歡的句子或段落吧
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《It was, he noted, a two-and-a-half-car garage,
which was handy, he thought,
if you happen to have two and a half cars.》
□■Hit List■□ by Lawrence Block
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