[轉錄][笑話] 水餃
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作者: colocolo317 (騎士王) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 水餃
時間: Mon Nov 12 02:52:31 2007
有一天我媽在家裡客廳包水餃
我在沙發上看電視
不知道是餡做太少多還是餃子皮買太多少
包完還剩半鍋餡
於是我媽說
「哎優！怎麼剩這麼多！」
「嗯？」
我盯著電視有點膚衍的回話
「我說料還剩很多。」
「是喔。」
「嘿阿~怎麼辦?先拿去冰。」
鍋子放完冰箱後，跑來坐在客廳主位
她突發其想對我說
「阿！我拿去賣好了？這次做的比上次好吃。」
「不會有人買吧！」
我不經意的脫口而出
這句話似乎深深的傷了她的心
為了挽救這句話我說
「因為犯法。」
「什麼犯法？」
「因為這是...
.... "內餡交易" !」
---------<End of joke>---------
以上純屬虛構
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btw: 這是我在ptt的處女po !!
破處了!!XD
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