Fw: [閒聊] 女友怪怪的喜好...
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作者: sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 女友怪怪的喜好...
時間: Thu Apr 3 22:48:29 2014
我女友有很多奇怪的喜好
與其說是喜好,不如說是她“開發”的遊戲...
其實不是討厭,但...就感覺怪怪的...跟一般人的狀況好像不一樣...
請聽我緩緩道來...以下的名詞是她自己取的...
1.甩弟弟:她會把我的30cm抓著然後甩來甩去
2.牽弟弟:抓著我的30cm像溜狗一樣走來走去,然後帶我去洗澡
3.弟弟打棒球:她會買爆米花回家,然後她丟然後自己“揮棒”...
4.弟弟套圈圈:她會買甜甜圈回家然後硬要套在我30cm上...
5.弟弟直升機:就抓著一直轉圈圈==
最讓我無言的是第六...
6.弟弟打殭屍:有一個app的打殭屍遊戲(忘記是哪個了),她就抓著我的30cm對著螢幕打了
起來...幹分數還很高...
不知道板上各位大大有沒有類似這樣的“特別”的體驗呢?
對喔要西施點...
她有時候會邊看電視邊幫我咬咬...
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