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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1H6EXqlH ] 作者: supatea (超級茶) 看板: joke 標題: Re: [笑話] 你媽超胖時間: Mon Feb 11 20:47:44 2013 ※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言： : 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目 : 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰 : 可惜都沒人翻譯... : Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. 1.你媽超胖她的肚臍比她早十五分鐘到家 : Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, : the doctor gave her ten years to live. 2.你媽超胖當她感染一種會食肉的病毒醫生告訴她只剩下十年可以活 : Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her : farts. 3.你媽超胖國家氣象局為她的每一個屁命名 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" 4.你媽超胖當她穿黃色雨衣的時候人們大叫 "計程車!" : Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George : Washington's nose. 5.你媽超胖她坐在一元上把華盛頓的鼻屎從他鼻子擠壓出來 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. 6.你媽超胖他進電梯的時候只能往下 : Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing : up. 7.你媽超胖他當的BB扣響的時候人們以為他在倒車 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. 8.你媽超胖他必須在車道上燙他的褲子 : Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing : flip flops. 9.你媽超胖他出門時穿高跟鞋回來時穿著拖鞋 : Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. 10.你媽超胖人們為了運動圍著她慢跑 : Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her : for the New World. 11.你媽超胖當她浮在海上的時候西班牙人稱之為新世界 : Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie : on the other side just to get her through! 12.你媽超胖你必須潤滑門框然後在門的另一邊拿著夾心派才能讓她過來 : Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up : and tries to tow her back into the ocean... 13.你媽超胖當她坐在海灘上綠色和平(環保組織)出現嘗試著將她拖回海洋 : Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. 14.你媽超胖當她玩高空彈跳的時候把橋拉斷了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call. 15.你媽超胖當她自言自語時需要打長途電話 : Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale. 16.你媽超胖她最後一次看90210是在磅秤上面 : Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her. 你媽超胖光會在她身旁折射 : Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still : printing! 17. 你媽超胖我去年聖誕節照她的照片現在還在洗 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices. 18.你媽超胖當她坐在沃爾瑪他們就特價了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad. 19.你媽超胖當她坐在iphone上就變成ipad了 : Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance. 20.你媽超胖她可以保團體保險 : Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development. 21.你媽超胖她被規劃成商業發展區域 : Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it. 22.你媽超胖她走進盆地就變成平地 : Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions. 23.你媽超胖她用全方位走向你 : Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the : lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here". 24.你媽超胖當她在海灘上爬上跳水台救生員告訴你爸 "你不能在這停車" : Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. 25.你媽超胖她的麥片碗有救生員 : Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen. 26.你媽超胖她看起來像在走私福斯汽車 : Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy : ’s word for it. 27.你媽超胖當她要人擦鞋時她必須相信這個人 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody. 28.你媽超胖她唱歌的時候每個人都能聽到 : Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of : the milk carton to display her picture. 29.你媽超胖她必需用牛奶盒的四個面來顯示她正在跑的照片 : Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, : she played with midgets. 30.你媽超胖她小時候沒有跟洋娃娃玩而是跟侏儒玩 : Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades. 31.你媽超胖她用兩輛公車來當溜冰鞋 : Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar. 32. 你媽超胖她把死星給吹爆了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate. 33.你媽超胖她去自助餐可以拿團體價 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. 34.你媽超胖她的皮帶要用迴力鏢來扣 : Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a : forklift. 35.你媽超胖她不用叉子吃飯她用堆高機吃 : Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the : rent. 36.你媽超胖房東一看到她就把租金加成兩人份 : Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her. 37.你媽超胖你媽超胖減重俱樂部都不敢看她 : Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying : "Caution! Wide Turn". 38.你媽超胖高速公路管理局幫她帶了一個標誌" 注意! 大迴旋" : Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE : HOUSE! 39.你媽超胖當她坐在房子裡就坐滿了房子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, : please". 40.你媽超胖她站在體重計上會出現"請一次一個人" : Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it. 41.你媽超胖她墜入愛河然後噴發了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do : livestock". 42.你媽超胖當她站在體重計上它說"我們不為牲畜秤" : Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. 43.你媽超胖當她在第四街拌倒她在12街著陸 : Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved! 44.你媽超胖除非她移動不然神不能點亮地球 : Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! 45.你媽超胖連比爾蓋茲都付不起她的抽脂費 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her : pockets. 46.你媽超胖她必需拉下她的褲子才能伸進口袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June. 47.你媽超胖她出生日是6/4~6/6號 : Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it. 48.你媽超胖她可能跌倒了連自己都不知道 : Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum : occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.” 49.你媽超胖餐廳的標誌寫著 "最多300人或是你媽" : Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. 50.你媽超胖她在阿斯匹靈上面塗了美乃滋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. 51.你媽超胖她出生時嘴裡有銀鏟子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. 52.你媽超胖當她要載她的屁股時要載兩趟 : Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. 53.你媽超胖她必須去海洋世界才能受洗 : Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo. 54.你媽超胖她的肚臍有回音 : Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back : party. 55.你媽超胖當她轉身的時候人們給她一個歡迎回來的派對 : Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters. 56.你媽超胖她的肚臍下面不是毛是毛衣 : Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall. 57.你媽超胖她的照片會把牆弄垮 : Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet. 58.你媽超胖當她洗澡的時候腳不會弄濕 : Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller! 59.你媽超胖她的口紅上有台畫線機 : Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade. 60.你媽超胖她可以賣遮涼處 : Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost. 61.你媽超胖我繞著她轉兩圈就迷路了 : Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds. 62.你媽超胖她的屁股的影子有一百磅重 : Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and : yell, “Hey, break it up.” 63.你媽超胖當她站在角落警察經過對他大喊"快分開!" : Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu. 64.你媽超胖她的血型是義大利肉醬 : Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an : overnight bag. 65.你媽超胖她跑50米時需要一個旅行袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room. 66.你媽超胖甚至AOL聊天室都裝不下她 : Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor. 67.你媽超胖她沒有一個裁縫師她有一個承包商 : Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as : big. 68.你媽超胖她量三圍是36-24-36 另外一隻手跟這個一樣大 : Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body. 69.你媽超胖她去烤漆店塗腳指甲 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride : HER! 70.你媽超胖她去遊樂園的時候大家都想要搭她 : Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! 71.你媽超胖她往空中跳的時候被卡住了 : Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book! 72.你媽超胖她的下巴比電話簿還厚 : Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides. 73.你媽超胖她影響了潮汐 : Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., : Chicago..." 74.你媽超胖當她玩跳房子的時候她到了"紐約洛杉磯芝加哥" : Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! 75.你媽超胖 NASA必須放個衛星在她周圍 : Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. 76.你媽超胖當她坐在我臉上我不能聽到立體聲 : Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! 77.你媽超胖他們必須潤滑浴缸好把你媽給拖出來 : Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family! 78.你媽超胖她住在雙方的家庭 (?) : Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts. 79.你媽超胖她在動物園大象對她丟花生米 : Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. 80.你媽超胖你必須要滾兩次才能離開她 : Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs. 81.你媽超胖她跑步的時候需要把車子防盜器關掉 : Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket. 82.你媽超胖她摸不到後面的口袋 : Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field. 83.你媽超胖她有自己的地心引力 : Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. 84.你媽超胖她踩在彩虹上面做彩虹糖 : Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by : satellite cameras. 85.你媽超胖你唯一的相片是用衛星照出來的 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try : to land on her back! 86.你媽超胖當她穿著印有"Malcolm X"的T恤直升機想要降落在她背上 : Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes. 87.你媽超胖她綁不到自己的鞋帶 : Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling : Free Willy. 88.你媽超胖當她坐在海灘上的時候人們跑向她大喊威鯨! : Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth 89.你媽超胖她用紅木來剔牙 : Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out 90.你媽超胖她切她的腿時肉汁跑出來 : Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade... : wearing ropes. 91.你媽超胖她在感恩節遊行時穿著繩子 : Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she : starts eating. 92.你媽超胖當他想減肥時才減就肥了 : Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American. 93.你媽超胖她有一半是義大利一半愛爾蘭一半美國人 : Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator. 94.你媽超胖他的腰圍是赤道 : Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion. 你媽超胖她甚至不能太早下定論(美國俚語 : Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon. 95.你媽超胖她用床墊當她的衛生棉條 : Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that : rock at me?" 96.你媽超胖當她被公車撞到她說"誰拿石頭丟我?" : Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her : because we dressed her up as a Toyota. 97.你媽超胖我們去免下車店甚至不用算她的錢因為我們幫他打扮成TOYOTA : Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch : marks. 98.你媽超胖當她出生時給了醫院妊娠紋 : Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused : an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon. 99.你媽超胖她被E.T.這部片剪掉了因為她再騎腳踏車去月球時造成了月蝕 : Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop. 100.你媽超胖她說注意的時候你就耳鳴了 : Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to : have it removed. 101.你媽超胖當她被車撞的時候要去醫院把車移開 : Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks". 102.你媽超胖當她吃"Wheat Thicks" : Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now! 103.你媽超胖我們現在就在她的身體裡! : Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to : everyone. 104.你媽超胖她去電影院坐在每個人的旁邊 : Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors. 105.你媽超胖她被宣布成禿鷹的自然棲息地 : Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give : directions! 106.你媽超胖她想要握手的時候她需要導航 : Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her! 107.你媽超胖連朵拉都不能探索她 : Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued". 108.你媽超胖她站在體重計上上面寫著 "續待" : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu : and says "okay!" 109.你媽超胖她去餐廳看著菜單說 "OKAY!" : Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs! 110.你媽超胖她的脖子看起來像一打熱狗 : Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! 111.你媽超胖她高空彈掉的時候直達地獄 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code! 112.你媽超胖她有自己的區域代碼 : Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets. 113.你媽超胖她必須買三張飛機票 : Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! 114.你媽超胖不管她什麼時候去海灘都是漲潮 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg. 115.你媽超胖她腿上有捷運的標記 : Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! 116.你媽超胖她的腿像變質的牛奶豐滿厚實 : Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the : her good side! 117.你媽超胖我必須搭火車和兩趟公車才能討她歡心 (俚語梗) : Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections! 118.你媽超胖她必須被分段叫醒 : Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun! 119.你媽超胖當她躺在沙灘上沒人照的到太陽 : Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a : helicopter! 120.你媽超胖她的高解析圖片必須用直升機照 : Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! 121.你媽超胖她穿高跟鞋走路的時候她榨油出來! : Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon! 122.你媽超胖她跌倒的時候弄出來大峽谷! : Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks! 123.你媽超胖她她衣服也有妊娠紋! : Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper! 124.你媽超胖她必須用VCR當蜂鳴器 : Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car! 125.你媽超胖她被一個停好車的車撞到 : Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee : jumping. 126.你媽超胖她用她的內衣來綁高空彈跳的繩子 : Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to : get up again. 127.你媽超胖她摔跤時她試圖從睡眠中保持清醒 : Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of : gas. 128.你媽超胖當我開車繞著她轉就沒油了 : Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came : out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" 129.你媽超胖當她去教堂坐在聖經上時耶穌出現說"讓我的人民走!" : Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. 130.你媽超胖她在音樂會跳舞樂團整段都跳過了 : Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones. 131.你媽超胖她站在兩種不同的時區上 : Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a : bouncy castle. 132.你媽超胖她去博覽會小孩以為她是充氣城堡 : Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have : to install speed bumps. 133.你媽超胖她去一個吃到飽的地方她必須安裝減速線 : Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing : "We Are Family". 134.你媽超胖當她去海洋世界鯨魚在唱我們是一家人 : Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed. 135.你媽超胖她從床的兩邊跌下來 : Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end. 136.你媽超胖她睡衣上的條紋永遠不會結束 : Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts! 137.你媽超胖每次她放屁時 Al Gore就警告全球暖化 : Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial! 138.你媽超胖她有每個餐廳的快速撥號 : Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone : number. 139.你媽超胖當她站在體重計上上面顯示她的電話號碼 : Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide. 140.你媽超胖她不需要網路她自己就是世界 : Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight". 141.你媽超胖當她站在體重計上上面寫著 "該減肥了" : Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies! 142.你媽超胖她不作夢她夢電影! : Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation! 143.你媽超胖當她走路時磁極顛倒了你媽超胖當進版畫面用她的照片當可撥動畫你進不了版 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.34.32.110

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02/11 20:59, , 2^F

02/11 20:59, 2^F

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takay

02/11 20:59, , 3^F

02/11 20:59, 3^F

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conbanwa

02/11 21:00, , 4^F

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lithaimo

02/11 21:01, , 5^F

02/11 21:01, 5^F

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xx52002

02/11 21:02, , 6^F

02/11 21:02, 6^F

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st90513

02/11 21:07, , 7^F

02/11 21:07, 7^F

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st90513

02/11 21:07, , 8^F

02/11 21:07, 8^F

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hfuman

02/11 21:08, , 9^F

02/11 21:08, 9^F

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therewego

02/11 21:09, , 10^F

02/11 21:09, 10^F

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h390s091

02/11 21:10, , 11^F

02/11 21:10, 11^F

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flydogbus

02/11 21:11, , 12^F

02/11 21:11, 12^F

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shadow278604

02/11 21:11, , 13^F

02/11 21:11, 13^F

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Ximcra

02/11 21:11, , 14^F

02/11 21:11, 14^F

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kevistar

02/11 21:13, , 15^F

02/11 21:13, 15^F

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kevistar

02/11 21:14, , 16^F

02/11 21:14, 16^F

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ShoeiX12

02/11 21:14, , 17^F

02/11 21:14, 17^F

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renlone

02/11 21:16, , 18^F

02/11 21:16, 18^F

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nobodyx

02/11 21:16, , 19^F

02/11 21:16, 19^F

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nobodyx

02/11 21:16, , 20^F

02/11 21:16, 20^F

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kevistar

02/11 21:19, , 21^F

02/11 21:19, 21^F

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yk156560

02/11 21:22, , 22^F

02/11 21:22, 22^F

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kevistar

02/11 21:22, , 23^F

02/11 21:22, 23^F

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Posaune

02/11 21:22, , 24^F

02/11 21:22, 24^F

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lele1014

02/11 21:22, , 25^F

02/11 21:22, 25^F

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cheko

02/11 21:22, , 26^F

02/11 21:22, 26^F

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kevistar

02/11 21:22, , 27^F

02/11 21:22, 27^F

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will1118

02/11 21:23, , 28^F

02/11 21:23, 28^F

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OHLALALALA

02/11 21:25, , 29^F

02/11 21:25, 29^F

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HornyDragon

02/11 21:25, , 30^F

02/11 21:25, 30^F

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OHLALALALA

02/11 21:27, , 31^F

02/11 21:27, 31^F

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coolmayday

02/11 21:28, , 32^F

02/11 21:28, 32^F

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HornyDragon

02/11 21:28, , 33^F

02/11 21:28, 33^F

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danieo

02/11 21:28, , 34^F

02/11 21:28, 34^F

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HornyDragon

02/11 21:28, , 35^F

02/11 21:28, 35^F

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kevistar

02/11 21:30, , 36^F

02/11 21:30, 36^F

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coolmayday

02/11 21:32, , 37^F

02/11 21:32, 37^F

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kevistar

02/11 21:32, , 38^F

02/11 21:32, 38^F

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HornyDragon

02/11 21:33, , 39^F

02/11 21:33, 39^F

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L0v35

02/11 22:24, , 66^F

02/11 22:24, 66^F

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miao5566

02/11 22:27, , 67^F

02/11 22:27, 67^F

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guitarmoon

02/11 22:28, , 68^F

02/11 22:28, 68^F

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LoveBea

02/11 22:33, , 69^F

02/11 22:33, 69^F

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rogerxul

02/11 22:33, , 70^F

02/11 22:33, 70^F

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strangechu

02/11 22:34, , 71^F

02/11 22:34, 71^F

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JiaKe

02/11 22:35, , 72^F

02/11 22:35, 72^F

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JiaKe

02/11 22:35, , 73^F

02/11 22:35, 73^F

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Kinliu

02/11 22:44, , 74^F

02/11 22:44, 74^F

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sixpoint

02/11 22:44, , 75^F

02/11 22:44, 75^F

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leftfoot

02/11 22:50, , 76^F

02/11 22:50, 76^F

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aa20035

02/11 22:59, , 77^F

02/11 22:59, 77^F

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bolue

02/11 23:03, , 78^F

02/11 23:03, 78^F

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YAHO0

02/11 23:05, , 79^F

02/11 23:05, 79^F

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CrazyLord

02/11 23:16, , 80^F

02/11 23:16, 80^F

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hot4321

02/11 23:22, , 81^F

02/11 23:22, 81^F

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alan810910

02/11 23:32, , 82^F

02/11 23:32, 82^F

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gary77755

02/11 23:39, , 83^F

02/11 23:39, 83^F

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gary77755

02/11 23:39, , 84^F

02/11 23:39, 84^F

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WilliamXZ

02/11 23:41, , 85^F

02/11 23:41, 85^F

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vonvf

02/11 23:50, , 86^F

02/11 23:50, 86^F

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TouchFish

02/11 23:56, , 87^F

02/11 23:56, 87^F

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lockerwang

02/12 00:04, , 88^F

02/12 00:04, 88^F

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luluhihi

02/12 00:05, , 89^F

02/12 00:05, 89^F

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CFfisher

02/12 00:06, , 90^F

02/12 00:06, 90^F

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mylife001

02/12 00:08, , 91^F

02/12 00:08, 91^F

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shenisq

02/12 00:11, , 92^F

02/12 00:11, 92^F

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tw0517tw

02/12 00:13, , 93^F

02/12 00:13, 93^F

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f222051618

02/12 00:15, , 94^F

02/12 00:15, 94^F

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tw0517tw

02/12 00:17, , 95^F

02/12 00:17, 95^F

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imdodoim

02/12 01:19, , 96^F

02/12 01:19, 96^F

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sinars

02/12 01:49, , 97^F

02/12 01:49, 97^F

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Addidas

02/12 02:27, , 98^F

02/12 02:27, 98^F

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kjboy

02/12 02:57, , 99^F

02/12 02:57, 99^F

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nagisaK

02/12 03:08, , 100^F

02/12 03:08, 100^F

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CDing

02/12 04:34, , 101^F

02/12 04:34, 101^F

※ 編輯: supatea 來自: 114.34.32.110 (02/12 05:07)

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cawba

02/12 06:05, , 102^F

02/12 06:05, 102^F

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