Fw: [3000p] 讚美馬英九徵文比賽
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作者: HALOHA (KGB) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [3000p] 讚美馬英九徵文比賽
時間: Sun Nov 18 21:18:18 2012
主啊,請陶冶我的總統,使他成為一個堅強的人,
能夠知道自己什麼時候是軟弱的;使他成為一個勇敢的人,
能夠在保釣的時候認清方向,正確登島;
使他在經濟的失敗之中,能夠存錢而致富,
在獲得經濟學人稱讚之際,能夠適時的反觀在野黨。
請陶冶我的總統,使他以徵文代替實際作為;
使他能夠認識主---並且曉得報紙是知識的基石。
我祈求你,不要引導他走上安逸舒適的道路,
而要讓他遭受慢跑與晨泳的磨鍊和策勵。
讓他藉此學習在褲檔之中挺立起來,
讓他藉此學習對飢餓的人加個便當。
請陶冶我的總統,使他的心地純潔,目標高超;
在企圖駕馭小刀之前,先能駕馭美青;
對未來善加籌畫,但是永不忘記八年遺毒。
在他把以上諸點都已做到之後,還請賜給他充分的幽默感,
使他可以永遠保持633的政見,但絕不可以達成,保留進步空間。
請賜給他樂觀,使他可以永遠忘卻真實房價的痛苦指數,真實油價的
步步高升,和真實物價的回不去了。
然後,作為689的我,才敢低聲說道:「人家選的總統才不是笨蛋呢(扭)!」
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