Fw: [豪洨] 在新訓老是被吃豆腐怎麼辦
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作者: VVVV5555 (東興烏鴉-耀揚) 站內: sex
標題: [豪洨] 在新訓老是被吃豆腐怎麼辦
時間: Sat Feb 11 19:23:23 2012
最近到新的單位
一直被連上的學姐們欺負
他們仗著自己是 下士 中士
就瘋狂欺負我這個帥帥的二兵
我就像仙度瑞拉一樣
在軍營裡面被學姐欺負的徹底
像是排隊的時候 如果學姐在後面
他們就會瘋狂的用胸部撞我
示意我 前進一些 害我沒貼到線 被士官長罵
如果學姐要報備入列 經過我的時候 手都會亂揮
好像想偷摸我一把似的
害我只好把幾幾夾起來..不然真的被他賺到
做拉筋運動的時候 許多學姐都搶著跟我一組..
害我常常被罵
你們那邊圍成一陀在搞什麼
站夜哨的時候
也不知道學姐為什麼會看著我
然後走進廁所 一去就是三十分鐘
出來還會偷笑..
跑三千的時候更誇張
有一次 學姐竟然裝死
突然假裝暈倒 害我也跟著被他絆倒..
結果我就整個人壓在他身上 超尷尬的..
嘴還親到嘴 整個爽到他
害我那天低落了超久..連營站也不想去
最慘的是有一個學姐剛好是我的互助組組長
上次放假
我跟他說我在家 很安全
他竟然說:你來我家 看到你 我才確定你安全
我只好望著互助聯絡表上的地址
慢慢的開著我的法拉力 去找學姐的家
相當然的 為了不被招回
那晚我又被蹂躪了一番
我以為我的商科生涯 已經夠慘了
沒想到..
軍旅生涯 更慘
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