[轉錄][轉錄][XDDD]好笑的閃光。
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作者: uranushgsh (12/19工管之夜 活大) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [轉錄][XDDD]好笑的閃光。
時間: Sat Dec 10 00:44:45 2005
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板]
作者: Cosel (戥芮。) 看板: Hate
標題: [XDDD]贛,好笑的閃光。
時間: Sat Dec 10 00:39:17 2005
我朋友來我家借住。
我說為什麼,他說他怕被追殺,先來避風頭。
我就問原因了,
他說一切始因都是因為他去他女友家黑修的關係,
本來我已經把他當作閃光炸彈客想要丟出門。
結果他又唉怨了起來,
我心裡打量著,是不是不舉,還是中出了在害怕。
叫他冷靜一下,慢慢說。
他開口了。
今天他女友生日,
他去她租在外面的房子幫她慶生。
一進門兩個人就乾柴烈火,
他女友行情很不錯,他說在黑修過程中很多電話,
可是在忙,一律都不聽,關機。
完事後,
那女孩去打開電腦螢幕,不知道要幹嘛。
"啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
一聲慘叫。
我朋友滿臉狐疑的過去他女友身邊,
瞥到她女友正開著MSN視窗,
他女友將他用力一推,然後趕著他出門,
到門口掉著眼淚悠悠的說
"今天生日我開視訊給我家人看啦,你一來全忘記了,全忘記了。"
甩上門就進去了,到現在電話都是通話中,
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
好美國派的情節,幹超好笑的。
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