[轉錄][閒聊] 第一次看別人打野炮
※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]
作者: hdr510 (達人) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 第一次看別人打野炮
時間: Thu Jun 16 22:50:18 2005
記得那年我十歲
跟哥哥到後山的一個湖釣魚
走著走著,看到草叢中有一個中年男子
那男的對我們說:小朋友釣魚呀~
等下叔叔要跟女朋友在這裡打炮不要過來偷看喔~ (哼!擺明是炫耀言)
但是後來還是忍不住當時年幼上進的企圖心,去偷看了Orz
我跟哥哥偷偷的接近案發地點,女主角已經到了,上衣脫了,正在脫褲子
男的不斷用手在按摩他那不爭氣的小老二,
我小聲地問哥哥說,他在幹嘛?哥哥說他雞雞翹不起來,等下會被罵
果然,一碗麵泡好了 他的雞雞都還是比我小,那個女的就開始擺臭臉又脆脆唸
這時我對哥哥真是感到無比的崇拜,
你怎麼知道他會被罵?
哥哥說:每次媽媽都是因為這樣罵爸爸的
喔.........
後來我跟哥哥就去旁邊釣魚了,兩根釣桿,我顧魚,哥哥顧他們兩個
說好釣三條魚交換顧;
後來哥哥跑來跟我說:起來了、起來了 我說:還沒啦,我只釣了一條
哥哥:不是啦,是他的雞雞翹起來了
我:喔
撥開草叢,果 然他們已經開始在抽插了,但是不到40秒那男的就倒下來休息了
女人又是一頓臭罵,比剛開始的時候還要兇
你個老雞雞!等半天才能搞,搞兩下就沒了,你比旁邊那小孩子還沒用!
什麼!原來我跟哥哥已經被發現了(可見那個男的真的很遜)
此時哥哥竟然說:要不要幫你們?
我當時真的嚇到:不要啦,回家會被媽媽罵啦
哥:不會啦,只會被爸爸打
我:為什麼?
哥:每次爸爸不行的時候,都是我幫媽媽的
後來哥哥一個箭步上前,沒經過別人同意就上了那個女人
一邊搞她一邊把頭轉過來對我說:I am your father
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