Re: [亂來] 俠客行不行
梁發叫道:「說得好!我華山派……」一個蒙面人喝道:「你華山派便怎樣?」橫揮一刀
,砍向梁發頸項。
這一刀劈下去時刀風呼呼,勁力極大,但刀鋒一碰到梁發脖子,那刀反彈了回來。蒙面人
大吃一驚,跳起身來,連砍三刀,在梁發衣襟上劃了三條縫,大聲叫道:「你,菩薩,殺
不死?」梁發點頭道:「我,菩薩,殺不死。」蒙面人大拇指一翹,說道:「你,菩薩,
不是的。大英雄,是的。」指指岳不群等人,問道:「掌門人,殺了?」梁發搖手道:「
朋友,我的,不殺。」蒙面人點點頭,問寧中則道:「你,老婆,大英雄的?」寧中則見
他手中明晃晃的鋼刀,想要否認,卻又不敢。蒙面人一刀疾劈,將一張供桌削為兩爿,喝
道:「老公,你的?」指著梁發。寧中則無奈,只得低聲道:「老公,我的。」蒙面人哈
哈大笑,提起寧中則,送到梁發身前,說道:「老婆,你的,抱抱。」梁發張開雙臂,將
寧中則緊緊抱住,說道:「老婆,我的,抱抱。」蒙面人指著岳不群,問道:「兒子,你
的?」梁發搖頭道:「兒子,我的,不是!」蒙面人大叫幾句「黑話」抓住岳不群,奔了
出去,口中連聲呼嘯。他手下從人一擁而上。只聽得馬蹄聲響,竟自去了。
岳不群給冷水一激,慢慢醒轉,一時不明所以,欲待掙扎,卻是絲毫動彈不得。只見梁發
抱膝坐在一旁,笑吟吟的瞧著自已,過了一陣,才明白著了他道兒,又掙了幾下,直是紋
風不動,說道:「好徒弟,別開玩笑啦!」梁發罵道:「直娘賊,老子有多少大事在身,
跟你這臭賊開玩笑!」重重一腳踢去,踢得他右頰登時鮮血淋漓,又罵道:「寧大姑娘是
我老婆,憑你也配想她?你這臭賊,傳授武功的時候扭得老子好痛,又打我耳光,又用鞭
子抽我,老子先割下你耳朵,再割你鼻子,一刀刀的炮製你。」
說罷拔出匕首,俯下身子,用刃鋒在他臉上撇了兩撇。岳不群嚇得魂飛天外,叫道:「好
兄……梁……梁兄弟,請你瞧著華山的情份,高……高抬貴手。」梁發道:「我從藥王廟
裡將你救出來,你卻恩將仇報,居然想殺我,哼哼,憑你這點道行,也想來太歲頭上動土
?你叫我瞧著華山派的情份,剛才你拿住我時,怎地又不瞧著華山派的情份了?」岳不群
道:「確實是我不是,是在下錯了!請……請……請你原諒。」梁發道:「我要在你頭上
割你媽的三百六十刀,方消我心頭之恨!」提起他頭髮,一刀割去。那匕首鋒利無比,嗤
的一聲便將一綹頭髮切斷,再在他頭頂來回推動,片刻之間,頭髮紛落,已剃成個禿頭。
梁發罵道:「死賊禿,老子一見和尚便生氣,非殺不可!」岳不群陪笑道:「梁兄弟,在
下不是和尚。」梁發罵道:「你他媽的不是和尚,幹麼剃光了頭,前來蒙騙老爺?」岳不
群心道:「明明是你剃光了我頭髮,怎能怪我?」但性命在他掌握之中,不敢跟他爭論,
只得陪笑道:「千錯萬錯,都是小人不是,梁兄弟大人大量,別放在心上。」
梁發道:「好,那麼我問你,寧中則寧姑娘是誰的老婆?」岳不群道:「這個……這個…
…」梁發大聲道:」什麼這個那個?快說!」提起匕首,在他臉上揮來揮去.岳不群心想
好漢不吃眼前虧,這小鬼讓他佔些口頭便宜便了,否則他真的一劍揮來,自己少了個鼻子
或是耳朵,那可糟糕之極,忙道:「她……她自然是梁兄弟……是梁兄弟你的夫人。」梁
發哈哈大笑,說道:「她,她是誰?你說得明白些。老子可聽不得和尚們含含糊糊的說話
。」岳不群道:「寧中則寧師妹,是你梁發的夫人。」
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