[討教] 金庸小說第二慘的男主角是?
第一名狄雲應該沒人有意見
那金庸筆下哪位男主角最有資格搶奪第二名呢?
陳家洛:我為了民族大義,親手把我的愛人送給老哥,給自己綠皮卡...這...還不夠慘嗎?
袁承志:你那還好,我被一個瘋婆纏上..還被瘋婆的母親拜託照顧她一輩子....
導致我現在一看妹,她就發瘋,恨不得插爛那妹子雙眼、砍她手臂,累死我也...
郭靖: 金國狗賊害我家破人亡,硬是被來歷不明的七個怪人收徒,還每天逼我練功
樓上兩位練功有像我這樣被強迫的嗎?還一直被罵笨,真是氣死我也。
還沒來的急向師傅報仇...報恩,六個師傅一夕之間全死了,恨阿!(還我時間來)
楊過: 郭伯伯莫氣,該氣的是倪勞子,當初撿我回去桃花島然後又把我踢出去全真教
你當我是皮球阿,然後全真教又把我踢出去,最終遇到對我好的古墓派師傅。
你又擅自把女兒許配給我,郭伯母又在那邊碎念害姑姑出走
為什麼要把對我好的人逼走???姑姑又因為你女兒的冰魄銀針而重傷
導致姑姑死意已決而跳崖,害我苦尋16年...
張無忌:各位前輩請息怒,我的父母在我眼前被五大派逼死,
我何嘗不想像電影版的張無忌那樣,報這血海深仇。
當上明教教主又何用?還不是被朱元璋掌握大權,有看過領袖當的這麼失敗嗎?
胡斐: 義妹...我只求你活轉過來
蕭峰: 我親手打死了我最愛的女人,還威逼遼國陛下
成為契丹的大罪人,有何面目立于天地之間...?
我死後,仍有人議論我雖于大宋有功,卻在遼國成了賣國賊。這是畏罪自殺...
哀...
虛竹: 一下練成絕世武功我會很空虛阿...
段譽: 不要再靠邀我沒有妹妹,我真的沒有妹妹啊!
令狐沖:慘慘慘,去思過崖一年而已就鬧兵變,之後還被小師妹當面嗆我跟尼姑廝混...
我的心裡只有你沒有她阿...想忘記小師妹你...嵩山上你卻又來撩撥我的感情...
但你的心裡仍然只有小林子,這畜生還殺了你,我要砍他全家殺他媽媽!
你卻許下你最後一個願望,希望我好好保護小林子...哼著福建山歌離我而去...
(話說,我這應該叫做工具人沒錯吧?)
石破天:你有看見我家阿黃嗎?
韋小寶:超爽的,樓上那群衰鬼真慘阿,哈哈哈哈哈
以上是模擬各主角心境而寫的文,還請給予指教跟修正
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