Re: [外絮] Jeremy Lin Holds Post-Surgery Q&A

看板Jeremy_Lin作者 (Quest forever)時間12年前 (2012/04/04 00:12), 編輯推噓104(104推 0噓 38→)
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※ 引述《PTT0000 (000)》之銘言： : Jeremy Lin Holds Post-Surgery Q&A With Facebook Fans : 整理了粉絲各式各樣的求婚方式： : A friend of mine, MIT engineering grad student Ryan Ko, compiled a quick : script to analyze the 8,300-plus questions asked by Jeremy’s fans during his : epic Q&A. 我一個就讀麻省理工研究所的朋友 Ryan Ko，快速的寫了個程式， 來分析 J.Lin 臉書上壯觀至極的 Q&A 中， 超過 8300 則的粉絲提問。 : In addition to a dozen requests to go to prom, he received 43 unique marriage : proposals (several individuals asked him multiple times, including a : particularly persistent fan named Danna who asked him 45 times). 除了不少邀請 J.Lin 去學校舞會的留言 (譯註：因為現在接近美國高中畢業季)， 他還收到 43 筆獨特的求婚宣言。 （不少人重複向他求婚，包括一個鍥而不捨的 Danna 啥的求了四十五次） : Proposal formats included: 求婚的格式包括： : exploratory (“Would you ever marry a black girl?”); 試探法：你會考慮跟黑人女生結婚嗎？ : sneaky (“Do you think you will be in good condition for the playoffs? And : will you marry me?”); 偷渡法：你覺得到季後賽時你能恢復健康嗎？ 然後你能娶我嗎？ : logical (“I hope you’re feeling well! & sorry to all : the other ladies, but I think it’s only right that we get married, since : we’re both from Cali and now live in NY…obviously?”); 邏輯法： 我希望你感覺好些了！ & 抱歉其他女士們， 我覺得 J.Lin 跟我結婚才是正確的，因為我們都來自加州、現在又都住在紐約 很明顯吧？ (用了 Obviously 的梗) : illogical (“I saw our names next to each other! It’s fate — let’s get : married!”); 毫無邏輯法：我看到我們兩個的名字並列！這就是命運阿-- 我們結婚吧！ : patient (Hey, I waited since you tweeted about the Q&A. Will you marry me?); 耐心法：嘿，我從你 tweet 完說要 Q&A 之後就一直等到現在了。娶我好嗎？ : impatient (“Can we get married today or tomorrow?”; 急性法：我們可以今天或明天就去結婚嗎？ : polite (“Jeremy can we get married? Please?”); 禮貌法： Jeremy 我們可以結婚嗎？ 拜託啦～～～? : poetic (“Will you marry me, Jeremy? LOL it rhymes”); 作詩法：娶我瞇，揪瑞咪？ 哈哈，有押韻 : demanding (“Jeremy Lin: I love Asian men. Marry me…now!”); and 命令法： 林書豪，我愛亞洲男人。娶我...馬上！ : proxy-propositioned (“Will you marry my sister?”). 代問法：你可以跟我姊姊/妹妹結婚嗎？ : One woman was aware that the path to a baller’s heart is through : his stomach: “If we got married i’d make you lobster, your favorite!” 其中有個女生熟知，通往球員心中的路，是從他的胃開始。 「如果我們結婚了，我會煮龍蝦給你吃，這是你的最愛丫！」 : And another was more concerned about her boyfriend’s mancrush: : “All the girls are asking you to marry them, but : I’m going to ask you to say no to my BF when he asks you, thanks.” 另一個女生倒是比較擔心、她男友對林君的一見傾心： 「其他女生都在跟你求婚，不過我求的是當我男友向你求婚時，請你說"不"，哆瞎」 : About 100 people asked him about videogames (97 of them male) — around half : of them challenging him with various levels of aggressiveness: “Play me in : Dota scrub!” “NO MORE Q&A, START WRECKING US IN VIDEO GAMES!” “I shall : teach you the ways of Smash Bros. Brawl!” “Me, you, Starcraft, now.” : （男粉絲邀請他對戰遊戲也很好笑XDDD） 還有一百個人左右，發問電動遊戲的問題。（其中 97 個是男生） 約一半的人向 J.Lin 下戰書，挑釁程度不一： 「到 Dota 對戰!」 「別再問與答了，到電玩裡一決高下吧！」 「我應該教你 Smash Bros 的玩法。大亂鬥吧！」 「我，你，星海，現在。」 補充 by shadowydark ( Me, you, Starcraft, now.) 這個梗來自尼克本季的宣傳語："You, us, we, now." http://www.nba.com/knicks/tickets/ticket_central.html Knicks Tickets 藍色那排右邊四個橘色、黑色、深藍、淺藍四個英文字） === Jeremy 的 Fans 跟他都一樣逗趣說 XD 下台一鞠躬 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.35.233.125
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先頭推!!!
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FAN真的很可愛（笑翻）
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推翻譯!!!!!
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推!!!真的超有趣的 唉 我好想他><
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感謝翻譯!!笑翻XDDDDDD
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太好笑了求婚的XDDD
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推翻譯,華爾街日報好有心XDDDD
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推翻譯!!!!
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“Me, you, Starcraft, now." 什麼鬼阿XDDDDDDDDDDD
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好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDD還有男友的那個~請你說"不"XDDDDD
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翻的粉逗趣 哆瞎!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推翻譯推速度!!! 超逗趣的XDD
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感謝翻譯XDDD
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大推~~~~~~~~
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謝謝翻譯~好好笑
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到底在幹嘛啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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推翻譯!超好笑的啦XDDDDDD
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“Me, you, Starcraft, now." 挑釁的很可愛啊XDDD
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一決高下到底是怎樣?!!!!XDDDDD
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推翻譯 好笑到爆
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"Me, you, Starcraft, now." 這個真的超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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感謝翻譯!!電玩挑戰是怎樣啦~哈哈 分析求婚法也好妙XD
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我記得紐約主場開賽前都會有個 XXX XXX NOW!!!
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Knicks, xxxx, NOW!
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-----------我也喜歡玩電動 選我選我(毆
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鍥而不捨的 Danna 啥的求了四十五次XDDD
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原來梗是從尼克主場開賽來的XDDD
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感謝翻譯的很有趣
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翻譯金促咪~感謝
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大推謝謝翻譯!!!邊看邊笑肚子好痛XDDDD
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YOU US WE NOW 紐約今年的宣傳標語
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對呴，是這個梗，哈哈，謝謝 Shadowydark 補充，我加上去
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啾咪:希望你們愛我穿西裝的樣子~http://imgur.com/69A0o
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開場影片音樂真的超讚的!!!!!!!
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宅到爆啦!! 男粉絲~XDDDDDDDDDDD
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da大 好有求婚應景的感覺XDDD
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還有 65 則推文
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那"程式"有excel樞鈕的fu:D
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是說現場收音好清楚常常籃下擠成一團我都會聽到Oh!Siht!
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還有如果被裁判吹犯規 很常出現"come on man!"
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最近好歡樂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD明天尼克加油!!
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還是聽到 WHAT (假音) 比較開心XDDD
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明天對溜馬我突然感到好緊張......
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shit真的很常聽 XD 上次 Shump 還對裁判"Are u serious?"
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「我，你，星海，現在。」lol~
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推fly大的"WHAT"有時還會加上兩手無奈一攤~
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我到覺得一定要說I GOT IT耶 這樣才能馬上回防或接應啊
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有趣的分析!!
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糟我認真了XD 總之應該不是要獻寶吧XD
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不是啦~~是因為阿罵的聲音很太可愛~而且都連發講
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讓我覺得很想小朋友在獻寶
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QQ 突然好想阿罵(艸) ~~~ 去挖影片看好了!
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樓上可以看下面開場整理文~阿罵怒吼超讚!!!
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阿嬤才剛復活就傷勢復發了 >< 殘念
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有啊剛剛全部點開來看 結果換照片那場居然反光囧"
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※ 編輯: bluebabe 來自: 114.35.233.125 (04/04 01:43)
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我想問那個揪咪的合身西裝照是真的嗎? 大家似乎沒啥反應~
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不是合成的齁XDDD 因為不太像他會穿的衣服耶~哈!但很帥!
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XDDDDDDD
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我記得是真的，偶然間被我看到抓下來！也就這麼一張...
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再來就是他上節目採訪的寬大西裝我想各位都看過了 ...
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可是他的動作很好笑不知在幹嘛XD 謝謝d大的分享囉^^
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上次晃過一眼看到有人是說是他哥哥的婚禮的樣子
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我不是很確定內容~(羞)
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llllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll
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請借我轉到FB 會註明出處許翻譯者 非常感謝
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me, you, Starcraft, now.
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翻譯辛苦了,有笑有推
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推 謝謝翻譯
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推~~~:)
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看完快笑翻了，翻得好棒好順暢!!!辛苦了，謝謝~~~
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開場音樂太讚啦!!!! 3Q
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惡劣心情來求安慰一下
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好有趣啊!!! 感謝翻譯!!!
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“Me, you, Starcraft, now.” 最好笑阿 XDDDDDDD
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當我男友向你求婚時，請你說"不"，哆瞎。XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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謝謝翻譯，笑死我了啦
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