[轉錄][閒聊] 電影情節具現化

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: yuuchilyann (ゆうちゃん) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [閒聊] 電影情節具現化 時間: Wed Dec 20 22:57:04 2006 事件中的各位主角,並不知道他們當時的想法,不過從旁觀者大概能揣測他們的心情. 這天,在路邊吃晚餐(路邊攤的陽春麵). 因為就在路旁~自然可以看到車來車往的馬路. ==========分隔線========== 在一個紅燈下的路口,停著一個黑色大休旅車,後面跟著一個普通的小轎車. 黑色大休旅車裡面,坐著什麼樣的人,晚上天色太暗看不清楚, 不過我想白天應該也看不到裡面. 普通的小轎車,裡面坐著一對情侶(應該是...) 幾秒鐘後,紅燈轉成綠燈了 ~_~ 不過黑色大休旅車並沒有往前移動,這個時候後面的小轎車就開始狂按喇叭. 就在這個時候,令人覺得好戲上場的時刻來臨. 黑色大休旅車後座兩邊的車門「唰~」的一聲同時拉開,下來了四個彪形大漢. 其中一個,還在拉開出門的時候,朝地上呸的吐了口水. 其他的彪形大漢,下車後有人扭動脖子(發出啪滋啪滋的聲響), 也有拉袖挽的,轉動肩膀上的關節;一切就像好萊鎢電影演的那樣. 這個時候,路邊吃飯的人都瞧見了這一幕,好戲要上場了. 小轎車上的男主角,心裡大概想:「靠!!嘟陡啪狼!!」 說那遲快,就像電影演的一樣,大家的耳朵似乎都能聽到男主角,快速手排打換檔的聲音. 因為小轎車的倒車燈已經亮起,似乎已經準備好最壞的打算. 這四個彪形大漢從車上走了下來,也做完了簡單的熱身運動. 走到小轎車的前面,一字排開!! 小轎車上的男主角,心裡大概想:「靠!!他們是玩真的!!」 四個彪形大漢突然轉身,努力的推著黑色大休旅車.......... ==========分隔線========== 此刻,「口機~~」的一聲,小轎車不爭氣的急速往後滑行~?! 或許小轎車以為,這四個彪形大漢準備從他們的後車廂拿出什麼可怕的武器吧! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.72.1.73

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XDDDDDDDDDDDD 超超超好笑的啦~尤其是自己想像畫面~~
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˙想看5樓的畫面
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現實社會中出現 就不會覺得太好笑
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我也以為那小轎車要完蛋了XDD~
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先承認你就是那個彪形大漢…
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 溫柔的壯漢XDDDD
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有笑有推啦~
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笑到嗆到..
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靠.....溫柔的壯漢 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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本日最好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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很像周星星電影會出現的情節 XXXXXXXXXXD
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這招叫...壯漢推車 ^_^
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哈哈 太帥了 借轉XDDDDDD"
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