[閒聊] 玩家惡搞的卡片描述
大水怪爐石戰記圖文網誌好讀版:
http://bigwatermonster.blogspot.tw/2014/01/jokes-for-cards-text.html
巫毒巫醫(Voodoo Doctor)
戰吼: 改變你英雄的血量從30到30.
http://i.imgur.com/1FcV2CC.png
大地震擊(Earth Shock)
血色十字軍(Scarlet Crusader)的催命符.
http://i.imgur.com/VNyoYaI.jpg
神聖精神(Divine Spirit)
將光束泉(Lightwell)的血量改為兩倍.
http://i.imgur.com/i36RwmA.jpg
心靈之火(Inner Fire)
讓光束泉(Lightwell)的攻擊力等同其血量.
http://i.imgur.com/UcrIQDl.jpg
迪菲亞頭目(Defias Ringleader)
連擊: 招喚一個火焰衝擊(Fireblast)的目標.
http://i.imgur.com/QvKg7tL.png
飛刀手(Knife Juggler)
嘲諷
http://i.imgur.com/kN8I5mj.png
森林狼(Timber Wolf)
你的其他野獸獲得+1攻擊力, 但它們仍然慘不忍睹.
http://i.imgur.com/hyoFEuu.png
以眼還眼(Eye for an Eye)
秘密: 讓你對手誤以為你施展神聖犧牲(Noble Sacrifice)
http://i.imgur.com/vbshmr2.jpg
閃金鎮步卒(Goldshire Footman)
戰吼: 告訴對手你有多興奮拿到啟動碼.
http://i.imgur.com/C9XflEs.png
變形術(Polymorph)
摧毀一位敵方手下.
http://i.imgur.com/fby1Kyj.jpg
戰爭古樹(Ancient of War)
二選一 - 嘲諷和+5血量; 或是引頸就戮.
http://i.imgur.com/beJ0Hbh.png
提里奧·弗丁(Tirion Fordring)
戰吼: 對手下一回合施放沉默(Silence).
http://i.imgur.com/gZDgn3z.jpg
碎頭(Headcrack)
沒有效率地消耗法力. 連擊: 下一回合再做一次.
http://i.imgur.com/wdBPmcy.jpg
戰斧(Battle Axe)
戰吼: 召喚一位3/3的阿拉希武器鍛造師(Arathi Weaponsmith).
http://i.imgur.com/vYquO5M.png
火球術(Fireball)
他X的.
http://i.imgur.com/UUHQyJ0.jpg
烈焰風暴(Flamestrike)
他X的狗屎.
http://i.imgur.com/2lgth6y.jpg
炎爆術(Pyroblast)
他X的這個遊戲.
http://i.imgur.com/HLhTfj0.jpg
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