[kuso] 有感而發...
法庭上...
審判長：快出對子對死他們!!
檢察官：
一傳二喚已三不到，出庭四昏五厥六尿，還敢請七八九次，十足放肆！
審判長：快點對阿!?你們不給我面子，我可真要發飆了喔!!!
辯護律師們一臉恐慌...
此時一人推著輪椅緩緩進入...
50針：
讓我來試試~!
十進九賺，買得八股七房六鑽五畫四車，尚且三男二女，一堆人頭！
檢察官：好工整啊(⊙o⊙)
眾律師：阿針～你來的正是時候。(抱)
50針：沒事，沒事，沒事。 (秀秀)
檢察官：在下是國務雞要費首席檢查官，綽號對王之王的對穿李。閣下是？
50針(把眾律師的頭推開)：小人讀過幾年書，塵世中一個炒股小女子
對穿李：好！我就來會一會妳！
(兩人互相凝視，蓄勢待發，突然......親了一下......眾人跌倒在地！)
50針：對不起，我倆惺惺相惜，情不自禁。
對穿李：言歸正傳，我們開始了。
發票裡，公不見盡是私，小小金額核銷何銷？
50針：sogo裡，買無涯可殺價，用張禮卷豪爽好爽。v(￣︶￣)y
眾律師：對得好！對得好！
對穿李：帳帳戶戶花花綠綠處處神神秘祕。
50針(吸一口氣)：千千萬萬銀銀金金年年汲汲營營。
眾律師：阿針真行啊！對得好！
審判長：快出對子對死她，對死她！(指)(#‵′)凸
對穿李：十檢共查，查子查女查全家!
50針： 八年抗戰，戰藍戰法戰親娘!
對穿李：我查案迅速，你們絕不寬貸。
50針： 你傳喚遲鈍，我們可以串供。
對穿李：我堂堂首席檢查會輸給你個掰咖？你家全給我出庭!!
50針：我家全給你出境。
對穿李：幹(!)在國外我照抓。
50針：沒收功就罵髒話！(指)
(對穿李倒地噴血)
50針：對對本為消遣作樂，今日穿腸兄居然對到嘔出幾十兩血， 可謂空前絕後，小
女佩服佩服！
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上聯：幾億台幣何處去
下聯：以為今就會開庭
橫批：珍不舒服
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