[轉錄] 正妹理論
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作者: aming73 (好忙壓) 看板: sex
標題: [轉]正妹理論
時間: Mon May 14 11:32:22 2007
食量篇
恐龍吃很多 = 幹! 肥擱愛呷!
正妹吃很多 = 哇! 吃那麼多身材還是這麼好~~~
恐龍吃很少 = 啊~~~賣假阿啦!
正妹吃很少 = 你看! 人家就是吃這麼少 身材才這麼好~~~
穿著篇
恐龍有打扮 = 幹! 醜人多作怪!
正妹有打扮 = 哇! 長得正又會打扮~~~
恐龍沒打扮 = 靠! 長這樣還不知道補救一下!
正妹不打扮 = 你看! 人家不打扮就這麼好看~~~
排球篇
恐龍會扣球 = 幹! 長那麼壯一定會扣的啊!
正妹會扣球 = 哇! 長得漂亮球又打得好~~~
恐龍不會打 = 靠! 長這麼壯裝啥小淑女!
正妹不會打 = 你看! 有正妹在加油耶~~~
態度篇
恐龍很大方 = 幹! 死花痴裝啥小熟!
正妹很大方 = 哇! 她好親切喔~~~
恐龍不大方 = 靠! 死怪咖裝啥小自閉!
正妹不大方 = 你看人家多文靜啊~~~
功課篇
恐龍考得好 = 廢話! 沒人約整天只能躲在宿舍裡讀書啊!
正妹考得好 = 哇! 長得漂亮功課又好~~~
恐龍讀不好 = 靠! 以後只能吃自己 還不認真一點!
正妹讀不好 = 唉 被太多人煩 難怪考不好...
好現實丫
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